Africa, West -- Fiction; British -- Africa -- Fiction; Indigenous peoples -- Africa, West -- Fiction
With his plan beautifully drawn to scale, with sectional diagrams and
side elevations embellishing its margin, he had summoned Mojeri of the
Lower Isisi, famous throughout the land as a builder of great houses,
and to him he had entrusted the execution of his design.
"This you shall build for me, Mojeri," said Bones, sucking the end of
his pencil and gazing lovingly at the plan outspread before him, "and
you shall be famous all through the world. This room shall be twice as
large as that, and you shall cunningly contrive a passage so that I may
move from one to the other, and none see me come or go. Also, this shall
be my sleeping-place, and this a great room where I will practise
powerful magics."
Mojeri took the plan in his hand and looked at it. He turned it upside
down and looked at it that way. Then he looked at it sideways.
"Lord," said he, putting down the plan with a reverent hand, "all these
wonders I shall remember."
"And did he?" asked Hamilton, when Bones described the interview.
Bones blinked and swallowed.
"He went away and built me a square hut--just a plain square hut. Mojeri
is an ass, sir--a jolly old fraud an' humbug, sir. He----"
"Let me see the plan," said Hamilton, and his subordinate produced the
cartridge paper.
"H'm!" said Hamilton, after a careful scrutiny. "Very pretty. But how
did you get into your room?"
"Through the door, dear old officer," said the sarcastic Bones.
"I thought it might be through the roof," said Hamilton, "or possibly
you made one of your famous dramatic entries through a star-trap in the
floor--
"'Who is it speaks in those sepulchral tones?
It is the demon king--the grisly Bones!
Bing!'
"and up you pop amidst red fire and smoke."
A light dawned on Bones.
"Do you mean to tell me, jolly old Ham, that I forgot to put a door into
my room?" he asked incredulously, and peered over his chief's shoulder.
"That is what I mean, Bones. And where does the passage lead to?"
"That goes straight from my sleepin' room to the room marked L," said
Bones, in triumph.
"Then you _were_ going to be a demon king," said the admiring Hamilton.
"But fortunately for you, Bones, the descent to L is not so easy--you've
drawn a party wall across----"
"L stands for laboratory," explained the architect hurriedly. "An'
where's the wall? God bless my jolly old soul, so I have! Anyway, that
could have been rectified in a jiffy."
"Speaking largely," said Hamilton, after a careful scrutiny of the plan,
"I think Mojeri has acted wisely. You will have to be content with the
one room. What was the general idea of the house, anyway?"
"Science an' general illumination of the human mind," said Bones
comprehensively.
"I see," said Hamilton. "You were going to make fireworks. A splendid
idea, Bones."
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