The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
"I risk no penalties," replied the beggar.
"Indeed! Then do you think anyone may trample with impunity upon our
ancient _Ascamot_?"
"Our ancient _Ascamot_!" repeated Manasseh in surprise. "What have
they to say against a Sephardi marrying a Tedesco?"
The audacity of the question rendered the Council breathless. Manasseh
had to answer it himself.
"They have nothing to say. There is no such _Ascama_." There was a
moment of awful silence. It was as though he had disavowed the
Decalogue.
"Do you question the first principle of our constitution?" said the
President at last, in low, ominous tones. "Do you deny that your
daughter is a traitress? Do you--?"
"Ask your Chancellor," calmly interrupted Manasseh. "He is a
Man-of-the-Earth, but he should know your statutes, and he will tell
you that my daughter's conduct is nowhere forbidden."
"Silence, sir," cried the President testily. "Mr. Chancellor, read the
_Ascama_."
The Chancellor wriggled on his chair, his face flushing and paling by
turns; all eyes were bent upon him in anxious suspense. He hemmed and
ha'd and coughed, and took snuff, and blew his nose elaborately.
"There is n-n-no express _Ascama_," he stuttered at last. Manasseh sat
still, in unpretentious triumph.
The Councillor who was now become his right-hand neighbour was the
first to break the dazed silence, and it was his first intervention.
"Of course, it was never actually put into writing," he said in stern
reproof. "It has never been legislated against, because it has never
been conceived possible. These things are an instinct with every
right-minded Sephardi. Have we ever legislated against marrying
Christians?" Manasseh veered round half a point of the compass, and
fixed the new opponent with his argumentative forefinger. "Certainly
we have," he replied unexpectedly. "In Section XX., Paragraph II." He
quoted the _Ascama_ by heart, rolling out the sonorous Portuguese like
a solemn indictment. "If our legislators had intended to prohibit
intermarriage with the German community, they would have prohibited
it."
"There is the Traditional Law as well as the Written," said the
Chancellor, recovering himself. "It is so in our holy religion, it is
so in our constitution."
"Yes, there are precedents assuredly," cried the President eagerly.
"There is the case of one of our Treasurers in the time of George
II.," said the little Chancellor, blossoming under the sunshine of the
President's encouragement, and naming the ancestor of a Duchess of
to-day. "He wanted to marry a beautiful German Jewess."
"And was interdicted," said the President.
"Hem!" coughed the Chancellor. "He--he was only permitted to marry her
under humiliating conditions. The Elders forbade the attendance of the
members of the House of Judgment, or of the Cantors; no celebration
was to take place in the _Snoga_; no offerings were to be made for the
bridegroom's health, nor was he even to receive the bridegroom's call
to the reading of the Law."
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