The Knickerbocker, or New-York Monthly Magazine, June 1844: Volume 23, Number 6Various
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The Knickerbocker, or New-York Monthly Magazine, June 1844: Volume 23, Number 6
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Mr. Shaw is so much of an enthusiast, that it is very unpleasant to stand
near him when he is talking about his bugs, or exhibiting his specimens,
on account of being spattered all over with the spray of his eloquence. A
bat shot down in the dusk of the evening is enough to set him half crazy,
and make the saliva fly all over; it rolls and surges against the bulwarks
of his jagged teeth in a rabid foam, showers out with his descriptions,
and makes him only tolerable at arm's length. The beetles and butterflies
which he has transfixed are innumerable; and he is perpetually syringing
down the humming-birds, as stationary on vibrating wings, these beautiful
creatures of the air plunge their beaks deep into the cups of flowers.
With him pin-money is an item. If he marks any thing curious in the
natural world, he 'sticks a pin there,' and keeps it for future reference;
any thing from a lady-bug ready to unfold suddenly the gauze upon its hard
back, where you would think no wings existed, and fly away, to an
offensive black beetle that snuffs the candle, or cracks its head against
the wall, thence upward in the scale to the bird which Liberty loves as
her sublimest emblem, the proudest of the proud, the bird of our own
mountains, and the eagle of our own skies.
'I would not heedlessly set foot upon a worm,'
writes Cowper: not so however with the great Shaw, whose collection of
worms is most disgusting; exceeded only by his reptiles preserved in
spirits, with all their sickening exhibition of claws. He has got some
dragons that fall little short of the Devil himself in general hideousness
and outrageous tails; some noots brought from Nootka Sound; some green
monsters from Green Bay; some devilish things from Van Diemon's land; and
finally, Plutarch is himself hideous, and ought to be put in a collection,
which by the by, he lately _was_. It was a great era in his life time when
he shot a wild-cat; that however has nothing to do with the present story,
and must be told shortly. He threw a stone at him, it seems, to frighten
him out of the bushes, where by dint of sneaking he discovered something
with a white and black fur, moving about in a short compass. Breathless
with excitement, standing on tip-toe, dodging his head among the brambles,
all ready, and meaning to have a shot at him 'pretty soon,' he was
whispering to himself, telling himself in a mysterious voice to 'hold
fast,' not to budge, but wait for the next movement; when this
_pole-cat_--there is a distinction, it is well known in the species, nor in
the present instance was it a 'distinction without a difference'--opened
the batteries with the precision of an artillery officer. 'O my eyes!' was
the exclamation of Professor Shaw, 'my eyes! my eyes! my eyes!' It was a
great era in his life time also when he shot a plover; _that_ however has
little to do with the present story, and must be told shortly. It was on
the Big Plains, where not a tree nor shrub may be seen for miles around;
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