The Knickerbocker, or New-York Monthly Magazine, June 1844: Volume 23, Number 6Various
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The Knickerbocker, or New-York Monthly Magazine, June 1844: Volume 23, Number 6
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where ambuscades are unknown, and it is very hard to steal a march upon
the timid birds which are frightened at a very shadow; only they do not
fear the flocks and herds which pasture upon the plains, but tamely pick
up the worms beneath their feet. Professor Shaw hit upon an expedient to
surprise them, which no other person would have thought of, than one of
his extreme ingenuity: a big box, opened at both ends, into which he
crawled with fowling-piece in hand. First, however, he procured an ox-hide
at the stall of a neighboring farm, with all its apparatus of horns, and
placed it over the box, to give it the appearance at a distance, of a
_bonâ fide_ ox. Sure enough, this scheme worked well. On came the plovers,
hopping about with much unconcern. Shaw chuckled. He flattered himself
that he should be the death of some of them, if his own life were only
spared a few moments. While he hammered the flint of his fowling-piece
with an old jack-knife, he heard a distant rumbling sound, which soon
waxed terrible, and caused him to thrust out his head. Thunder and Mars!
what should he do? If he ran, it was all up with him, and he was a dead
man if he staid where he was. A wild bull of the prairies was cutting up
shines at no great distance, tearing up the sod with hoofs and horns, and
threatening to demolish that refuge of lies. Shaw poked out his head, and
drew it in again, clutching his fowling-piece convulsively, and trembling
in an agony of fear. Involuntarily he began to say his prayers. 'Our
Father who art in heaven,' said he, with great fervor. The bull was now
up, bellowing in a tumultuous passion, galloping round and round in
circles which were diminishing with every turn, getting his horns ready to
toss the whole fiction of an ox, box, hide, horns, Plutarch Shaw and all,
into the air. 'Help! help!' shrieked the philosopher; 'I'll come out; I
must, I must, I _must!_' And he _did_ come out, by far the most sneaking
object for miles around on the Big Plains. Some men who were hunting
plover from a wagon, (which is the right way,) saw his fantastic position
with mingled laughter and alarm. They drove to his assistance, but the
horses shyed off at the terrific conduct of the bull, whose onslaught was
now made upon the box, which he attacked hoof and horn. Mr. Shaw had
barely strength to reach the shelter of the wagon, into which he was
taken, much chap-fallen, and resuscitated with brandy-and-water, which
were luckily at hand.
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