The Knickerbocker, Vol. 22, No. 3, September 1843Various
General
The Knickerbocker, Vol. 22, No. 3, September 1843
Various
Periodicals
SIR: Being now located at the Springs, amid all the gayety and
elegance and aristocracy of the land, I found last evening, among
the ladies in the drawing-room, the July number of your periodical.
Again was I shocked and overwhelmed at the gross impudence with
which you persist in the promulgation of my private affairs. That
you should have published my second personal epistle to yourself,
is a tremendous aggravation of your audacity. I shall take care to
frame this in a style which will preclude all possibility of your
printing it, and disclosing your own rascality.
I have heard moreover that well-known individuals in England have
been highly disgusted at the cool, hyena-like, editorial ferocity
with which you and your greedy subscribers feed upon this foul
dish of scandal. Such heartless conduct cannot fail to confirm
our neighbors across the 'great Atlantic privilege' in their
uncomplimentary opinion of American probity. _Repudiation_ was a
virtue compared with this infamous violation of the rights of man.
Even here, amid all the soothing magnificence of the surroundings;
in the solemn stillness of the woods, or by the stainless bosom of
Saratoga Lake, or by that salubrious fount of which half a dozen
tumblers are so invigorating to the spirits and beneficial to
the bowels, I am sick at soul when I realize the wickedness and
worldly-mindedness of Magazine Editors.
You have not hinted one syllable about _pecuniary compensation_; and
how, under such a load of ingratitude, can you expect that you will
be long permitted to pursue your fiendish career? A reasonable sum
would satisfy me; but I forbear to urge it, for I doubt if you are a
Christian. This is the last time I shall address you; nor should I
now write, except to charge you immediately to return the remaining
manuscripts, or to forward the customary fee for articles of equal
value. You will not dare to publish this letter, I am sure, unless
you are a fool as well as a fraudulent and evil-minded person.
Yours, by no means, ---- ----.'
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AT the risk of our reputation, we have ventured to publish the above
severe remonstrance; and in reply, we take pleasure in soothing the
lacerated nerves of our financial friend by the following statement:
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