The Kopje Garrison: A Story of the Boer WarFenn, George Manville
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The Kopje Garrison: A Story of the Boer War
Fenn, George Manville
South African War, 1899-1902 -- Fiction
This was carefully done, and the men reached the foot of the granite
pile, formed up, and marched back to the market-place, where they were
dismissed to their meagre breakfast, while the captain sought the
colonel's quarters without a word to his subordinates.
"The doctor says fasting's very good for a man; but one man's meat, or
want of it, is another man's poison, Drew, my boy, and starvation does
not agree with Roby."
"No," replied Lennox. "I've noticed that he has been a bit queer for a
week past."
"Say a fortnight, and I'll agree with you. Why, he has been like a bear
with a sore head. Never said a civil word to any one, and I've heard
him bully the poor boys shamefully."
"Yes; it is a pity, too, for they've behaved splendidly."
"Right you are. I always liked them, but I'm quite proud of the poor
fellows now. I say though, hang it all! talking must be bad on an empty
stomach. Lead on, my lord; the banquet waits."
"Banquet!" said Lennox, with a sigh.
"Yes. Oh, how tired I am of that mealie pap! It puts me in mind of
Brahma fowls, and that maddens me."
"Why?"
"Because I used to keep some of the great, feather-breeched, lumbering
things to send to poultry shows. Some one told me that Indian corn was a
fine thing for them--made their plumage bright and gave them bone; so I
ordered a lot."
"And did it answer the purpose?"
"Answer the purpose?" cried Dickenson indignantly. "Why, the beggars
picked it up grain by grain and put it down again. Pampered Sybarites!
Then the cock cocked his eye up at me and said, `_Tuck, tuck, tuck!
Caro, waro, ware_!' which being interpreted from the Chick-chuck
language which is alone spoken by the gallinaceous tribe, means, `None
of your larks: yellow pebbles for food? Not to-day, thankye!'"
"I say, Bob, what a boy you do keep!" said Lennox.
"The sweet youthfulness of my nature, lad. But, as I was telling you,
the beggars wouldn't touch it, and I had to get our cook to boil it
soft. Our mealie pap has just the same smell. That makes me think of
being a real boy with my poultry pen: the Brahmas make me think of the
young cockerels who did not feather well for show and were condemned to
go to pot--that is to say, to the kitchen; and _that_ brings up their
legs and wings peppered and salted before broiling for breakfast,
finished off with a sprinkle of Worcester sauce, and then--oh, luscious!
oh, tender juiciness! Oh! hold me up, old man, or I shall faint.
There, sniff! Can't you smell? Yes, of course; mealie pap in a tin,
and--Oh, here's the colonel eating his. Roby will have to give his
report now."
"Good--morning, gentlemen," said the colonel. "Just in time for
breakfast. Well, what have you found?"
He had hardly asked the question before Captain Roby hurried in, to go
up to his side at once and make his report.
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