Adventure stories; Imaginary places -- Fiction; Kings and rulers -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Love stories
I wish anyway that you would come back to London. You were the only
friend I ever had that I could be certain of beating at billiards,
and you have no right to bury a talent like that in the wilds of
Livadia.
If you will come soon you can do me a good turn. I am thinking of
opening a garage in Piccadilly on entirely new lines, and I want
someone to manage it for me. The idea would be that customers could
put up their cars there, and when they came to fetch them they would
find their tools and gasoline absolutely untouched. I am sure it
would be a terrific success just on account of its novelty. We would
call it "The Sign of the Eighth Commandment," and we should be able
to charge fairly high prices, because people would be so dazed at
finding they hadn't been robbed that they would never notice what we
were asking. I am quite serious about this, Jimmy, so come along
back at once before the Livadians further corrupt your natural
dishonesty.
Talking of Livadia, there is something I want you to do for me before
you leave. I have a young and beautiful friend who takes a morbid
interest in your local politics, and she is extremely anxious to know
exactly what is happening out there at the present time. I told her
that if there was any really promising villainy in the offing you
would be sure to know all about it, so don't destroy the good
impression of you I have taken the trouble to give her. Sit down and
write me a nice, bright, chatty letter telling me who is going to be
murdered next and when it's coming off, and then pack up your things,
shake the dust of Portriga off your boots (if you still wear boots)
and come home to
Your friend and partner,
TONY.
"That's very nice," said Molly critically. "I had no idea you could
write such a good letter."
"Nor had I," said Tony. "I am always surprising myself with my own
talents."
There was a short pause.
"What's Jimmy like?" asked Molly.
Tony addressed the envelope and proceeded to fasten it up. "He is
quite charming," he said. "He is chubby and round, and he talks in a
little gentle whisper like a small child. He can drink fourteen
whiskies without turning a hair, and I don't believe he has ever lost
his temper in his life."
"He sounds a dear," said Molly. "I wonder you let him go."
"I couldn't help it," said Tony sadly. "He has some extraordinary
objection to borrowing from his friends, and he owed so much to
everyone else that he had to go away."
"I wonder if he will answer the letter," said Molly.
Tony got up with the envelope in his hand. "You can be sure of that.
Jimmy always answers letters. We shall hear from him in less than a
week and I'll come round and see you at once." He looked at his
watch. "I am afraid I must be off now, Molly. I have a very
important engagement with a bishop."
"Rot," returned Molly. "Bishops never get up till the middle of the
day."
"This one does," said Tony. "He suffers from insomnia."
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