The Lady of the Isle : $b or, the Island PrincessSouthworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
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The Lady of the Isle : $b or, the Island Princess
Southworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
American fiction -- 19th century
“Hold your blaspheming tongues of ye! Botany Bay, indeed! They’d never
send the likes of her ladyship to prison for one minute, no matter what
she was left to her own devises to do, let alone Botany Bay. Is her
blessed ladyship, Tom Sawyers, ye brutes? Shame on ye! And she the
sweetest angel as ever went without wings. Shame on ye! And she
educating all yer children, and clothing all yer old mothers, and
lifting half the burden of life from your good-for-naught shoulders ever
since she came home these ten years back—shame on ye! I say again, ye
great, stupid, unfeeling brute beasts! to take her sweet name on yer
lips!” exclaimed the little landlady, unable longer to repress her
indignation at hearing her “angel’s” calamity thus freely discussed, and
therefore quite ready to sacrifice her interests to her feelings, and
offend every guest in her kitchen.
“Coom, coom, Mother Higgins, dooant thee get hoigh with us. Give us
zoome more ale,” replied the baker, holding his pewter pot up for
replenishment.
“Well, then, keep a civil tongue in yer heads, and know who ye’d be
talking about, ye stupid loons, ye! That French frog-eater as the Evil
One has sot on to pretend to her dear ladyship, has no more right to
lift his eye to _her_ than old Bony has to the crown of England.”
Speaking of “Bony” probably suggested battle, for the honest woman went
on to say, “And more betoken, they do tell me how the Frenchman stole
her from a boarding-school while she was a child; and if so be he should
get her _now_, it would cause a war with France.”
“Chut, dame; wot do thee knoa aboot politics and war? and whoy should ’s
majesty go to war aboot two yoong uns as doant know their own moinds?
Speak wot thee knows on, dame,” said Tom Stallins.
“Oy, but the dame be roight! Master Stubbins, his ludship’s oon mon,
says how his ludship, Lud Muntresser, do stick to it as the Frenchman
had noo roight to coome here giving trooble; and his ludship wull stand
by the lady, een noo that her oon fayther and moother hev cast un off,
and more zhame for um,” said Mr. Stiggins.
“Ay will he, I’ll warrant ye! And a right noble gentleman he is,”
exclaimed the landlady.
“Zo he is! zo he is! and here’s to Lud Muntrussor!” agreed the baker,
tossing off the foaming bumper just placed in his hand by the dame. And
similar discussions to this were taking place in every ale-house,
tap-room, and tavern-kitchen in the three counties, as far as the news
had flown.
* * * * *
The morning after the preliminary examination, the elegant boudoir of
Lady Bannerman was half-filled with morning callers, who had “just
happened in” to hear a true, authentic report from first quarters of
this most wonderful of scandals. Ladies whose charms had long been
thrown in the shade by the peerless beauty and genius of Estelle
Morelle, now canvassed without mercy her sudden fall.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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