The Lanchester traditionBradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
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The Lanchester tradition
Bradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction
“_Will_ make!” Mr. Chowdler protested vehemently. _He_ knew the boy
as only a housemaster _could_ know a boy, whereas the headmaster was
only judging superficially. At no price would he accept Dennison as a
Prefect in his house.
“I am sorry,” said Mr. Flaggon stiffly, “to be obliged to force on you
as Prefect a boy with whom you are clearly so much out of sympathy. But
I have quite made up my mind to make Dennison a school Prefect; and, of
course, if he is a school Prefect, he must be a house Prefect too.”
“In that case,” said Mr. Chowdler, scarlet with passion, “I decline to
be responsible for anything that may happen in my house.”
“Those are serious words for a housemaster to use,” said Mr. Flaggon
gravely.
“They were not spoken in jest,” retorted Mr. Chowdler, as he left the
study; and, though the headmaster made no reply, he realised that
things could not go on much longer on this unsatisfactory footing.
From that moment Mr. Chowdler became a man with an obsession. The mere
mention of the name Flaggon temporarily upset his mental balance.
In all the petty annoyances of life he saw the hand of Flaggon, and
anybody who was not ready to curse Flaggon by all his gods became at
once suspect.
At Chiltern, as in all intellectual societies, the personal doings and
idiosyncrasies of its individual members formed the staple of daily
conversation; and, before the Term was two days old, Mr. Chowdler
knew that Bent and Flaggon had walked together in the holidays, taken
tea together, and, no doubt, conspired together. He never _had_ liked
Bent--a cynical egotist (all the people whom Mr. Chowdler disliked were
egotists) with dangerous principles. He shouldn’t wonder if Bent had
been poisoning the “empty one’s” mind against Cheeny. Bent always had a
grudge against _his_ boys.
Accordingly, coming across Bent one morning in the masters’
reading-room, which adjoined the Common Room, he could not resist the
impulse to attack.
“Well, Bent,” he said, in tones of forced geniality through which the
sarcasm pierced like a needle, “I’m told I ought to congratulate you
on your promotion. I hear that you have been privileged to drink deep
draughts out of the Flaggon in the holidays. I hope you found the
beverage stimulating.”
Mr. Bent had returned from his week-end in town with a chill on the
liver which made him disagreeable to his friends and offensive to his
foes. He flushed with anger, but forced himself to reply with affected
airiness.
“Very, thank you. And I suppose _you_ have been rapping tables and
communicating with the spook of Old Lanchester. Did he tell you, by the
way, that I have been reading some unpublished letters of his, which
are rather sensational and upset most of your pet theories about the
tradition?”
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