Challenger, Professor (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Spiritualism -- Fiction
“Well, there are two Acts, each more putrid than the other, and both
passed long before Spiritualism was ever heard of. There is the
Witchcraft Act dating from George the Second. That has become too
absurd, so they only use it as a second string. Then there is the
Vagrancy Act of 1824. It was passed to control the wandering gipsy folk
on the roadside, and was never intended, of course, to be used like
this.” He hunted among his papers. “Here is the beastly thing. ‘Every
person professing to tell fortunes or using any subtle craft, means or
device to deceive and impose on any of His Majesty’s subjects shall be
deemed a rogue and a vagabond,’ and so on and so forth. The two Acts
together would have roped in the whole Early Christian movement just as
surely as the Roman persecution did.”
“Lucky there are no lions now,” said Malone.
“Jackasses!” cried Mailey. “That’s the modern substitute. But what are
we to do?”
“I’m damned if I know!” said the solicitor, scratching his head. “It’s
perfectly hopeless!”
“Oh, dash it all!” cried Malone, “we can’t give it up so easily. We know
the man is an honest man.”
Mailey turned and grasped Malone’s hand.
“I don’t know if you call yourself a Spiritualist yet,” he said, “but
you are the kind of chap we want. There are too many white-livered folk
in our movement who fawn on a medium when all is well, and desert him at
the first breath of an accusation. But, thank God! there are a few
stalwarts. There is Brookes and Rodwin and Sir James Smith. We can put
up a hundred or two among us.”
“Right-o!” said the solicitor, cheerily. “If you feel like that we will
give you a run for your money.”
“How about a K.C.?”
“Well, they don’t plead in police courts. If you’ll leave it in my hands
I fancy I can do as well as anyone, for I’ve had a lot of these cases.
It will keep the costs down, too.”
“Well, we are with you. And we will have a few good men at our back.”
“If we do nothing else we shall ventilate it,” said Malone. “I believe
in the good old British public. Slow and stupid, but sound at the core.
They will not stand for injustice if you can get the truth into their
heads.”
“They damned well need trepanning before you can get it there,” said the
solicitor. “Well, you do your bit and I’ll do mine and we will see what
comes to it.”
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