It chanced that a certain old gentleman from a near-by village was
prowling about the office that afternoon. He was a relative of the
business manager, who had asked the boys up stairs to "tell him
about things." As he was of a very curious turn of mind, and very
unsophisticated to boot, the boys soon saw they were in for it. They
spied Micky, moodily gazing out of the window, and swiftly hatched a
plan whereby the venerable visitor was soon introduced to Micky with the
understanding that O'Byrn should "put him next."
Micky would not allow his mates, who hovered near in expectation of the
fun, the satisfaction of any visible annoyance on his part. He grinned
affably at the aged seeker after knowledge, and ceremoniously drew up a
chair. "I can tell you all about it easier than I can show you," he
explained innocently, then launched forth.
In ten minutes he had told the visitor more about the newspaper business
than there really is. "Oh, what a pipe!" enthusiastically whispered the
delighted listeners, whose presence Micky minded not at all. He dwelt
particularly and pathetically upon the amount of work which is expected
from a newspaper man by his unfeeling editors. Not content with
ascribing to the luckless reporter a stint of forty-eight hours' work in
every twenty-four, he calmly outlined an imaginary daily programme for
himself that staggered even the credulous old gentleman.
"But, young man," said he vaguely, when Micky had finished and sat
regarding him with owlish gravity, "what--er--what do you do in your
spare time?"
The boys, knowing what weakness was Micky's crowning handicap, were in a
position to appreciate the reply, which might have somewhat puzzled the
old gentleman.
"My spare time?" mused Micky. "Well, let me see; what do I do in my
spare time? Oh, yes," with a relieved expression, "to be sure. In my
spare time I hunt for another job." And he walked out, followed by a
roar of laughter in which the bewildered old gentleman did not join.
"What's the matter with me? I'm gettin' to be a woman!" muttered Micky a
few moments later, as he turned southward from the avenue to go to
Maisie's. For Micky had caught himself, to his disgust, bestowing
remorseful thought upon the bewildered old gentleman. Why should Micky
have "strung" him, why have made him the sport of his mates? Had he not
gray hairs, were not his years of eld?
Now ordinarily these considerations would have troubled Micky not at
all, and he might readily be pardoned his dismay at evidences of the
growth of a crop of nice scruples, entirely new and perplexing. O'Byrn
was not used to the subtleties of conscience. It was not so long ago
that he could have dismissed the thought of the gaping old fellow with
the moment of parting. But now the wondering blue eyes, the blank old
face, dismayed at the concerted burst of shrill laughter, troubled
O'Byrn. It would not have done so in former days; why now?
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