The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and EnglandHay, Ian
Philosophy
The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England
Hay, Ian
World War, 1914-1918 -- United States
In due course the gentleman from Fourteenth Street, Lebanon, Illinois,
set foot upon the soil of France—to his own profound relief. His name
was Joseph Williams. His calling, up to date, had been that of elevator
attendant in the leading—in fact, the only—hotel in his native town.
He had never been from home in his life, and when the long arm of the
Selective Draft reached out from Washington, D.C., and pounced upon
Joseph in Lebanon and dropped him into the maelstrom of Camp Dodge, it
launched him upon a series of experiences so novel and so surprising that
his eyes had never quite regained their sockets, nor had his mouth been
completely closed, since. American negroes vary a good deal in tint,
but there were no half-measures about Joseph. He was coal-black; and
as his teeth and the whites of his eyes were china-white, he furnished
a most effective colour-scheme. He was, moreover, a youth of cheerful
countenance, and performed the most ordinary military duties with an air
of rapturous enjoyment.
But the voyage across had been a severe trial. Joseph had never seen
the ocean before, and his introduction to that element had not been
auspicious. For fifteen long days the convoy had tumbled and lurched
through the Atlantic wastes. The weather had been contrary; fogs
numerous. The lame ducks of the party had been more than usually
dilatory. Joseph and his brethren—possibly with some long-dormant
ancestral chord of recollection astir within them—had been first scared,
then demoralized, and finally had given up hope. After the first week
they abandoned all expectation of ever seeing land again. Late one night
the officer on duty, going his rounds amid the Chinese opium-den of
close-packed bunks in the ship’s hold, overheard Joseph’s voice, uplifted
above the creaking of timbers and the snores of his associates, imploring
Providence for the sight of “jus’ one li’l’ lone pine-tree—no mo’ dan
dat!”—as a divine guarantee that the deep waters of the Atlantic had not
entirely submerged the habitable globe.
But now, Joseph had arrived. He was “right there.” The sun shone warmly
upon him, and the good brown earth lay firm beneath his large feet—the
soil of France, which he had come to save. His smile expanded: his
soul burgeoned. He would explore this town, and fraternize with the
inhabitants.
Leave obtained, he set forth. He observed with approval, as a member of a
family which had derived its income for generations from the taking-in of
other people’s washing, the elaborately starched and frilled caps of the
Normandy fisherwomen. He returned with interest the shy smiles of little
French girls in wooden sabots. When a bullet-headed little French boy in
a long black pinafore stood to attention upon his approach and exclaimed,
“_Américain, Salu-u-u-ut!_” Joseph Williams beamed from ear to ear.
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