Automobile industry and trade -- Fiction; Business -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Finance -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
He glanced at Tommy, but Tommy shook his head and paid Thompson the
stupendous compliment of not smiling.
“Don't you see, my boy, he had no teeth, but he had brains. Therefore
he capitalized his misfortune. He'd got dyspepsia because he could not
masticate and hated soup. So he invented a machine for chewing food not
only for the toothless, but for the thoughtless who bolt their food.
Not a food-chopper, but a food-grinder. No more dyspepsia; no need of
Fletcherizing; the machine did it for you. He had evolved a series of
easy maxillary motions to stimulate the salivary glands, and he had
gathered together hundreds of quotations from the poets and from
scientists and wise men of all time. I tell you it promised.
“Well, as I was going along, cheered by the vision of an undyspeptic
country as well as of our selling campaign, a little boy bumped
into me--hard! But I didn't get angry with him, because he was on
roller-skates, and I then and there had one of my dreams. I saw a day
when all sidewalks would consist of two parallel tracks or roadways,
very smooth, of some vitrified material. And I saw every human being
with a pair of rubber-tired auto-skates run by radium batteries. And, of
course, that made me decide not to see the toothless man but to go into
automobiles.”
Tommy was listening with his very soul. The more we know of our heroes
the less apt we are to worship them. But this hero's autobiography,
instead of destroying illusions, really intensified the sense of
difference on which most hero-worship is founded.
“My mind,” observed Tommy, ruefully, “wouldn't work that way.”
“Oh yes, it would if you'd let it, instead of thinking that dreaming is
folly. A man who keeps his eyes open can get valuable suggestions from
even his most futile wishes. Autos were considered luxuries then, but
I saw the second phase, even to the greater health of the community and
the increase in suburban land values. Better artificial lighting has
lengthened man's working-day, but the stupendous world-revolution of
the nineteenth century was effected by the locomotive and the steamship.
When man ceased to depend upon wind and oats for moving from place to
place, he changed politics, science, commerce--everything. Indeed,
all the that now afflict us have arisen from the changes which make it
impossible for the old-time famines to follow crop failures in certain
localities. They have raised the standard of living and should have put
an end to poverty as they have to political inequality. Well, there is
no need to philosophize about it.”
“It is very interesting,” said Tommy.
“Yes, it is. That is why I went into the manufacture of automobiles.
They are a necessity. That is precisely why I want this company to be
doing business long after you and I are dust and forgotten.”
Thompson looked at Tommy, a heavy frown on his face--exactly as if he
were fighting on, even after death, thought Tommy. It made the youngster
whisper, “Yes!”
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