Uncle Pete Sawyer a coal-black fatherly looking old darkey from an
Eastern county made himself immortal in that debate.
“Mistah Speakah!” he bawled drawing himself up with great dignity, and
holding a pen in his left hand as though he had been writing. “What do
dese white gem’men mean by ezposen dis bill? Ef we doan pay de members
enuf, dey des be erbleeged ter steal. Hit aint right, sah, ter fo’ce de
members er dis hon’able body ter prowl atter dark when day otter be here
’tendin’ ter de business o’ de country. En I moves you, sah. Mistah
Speakah, dat dese rema’ks er mine be filed in de arkibes er grabity!”
They were filed and embalmed in the archives of gravity where they will
remain a monument to their author and his times.
As Tim’s great financial measures made progress, the members began
to wear better clothes, assumed white linen shirts, had their shoes
blacked, and put on the airs of overworked statesmen.
When they had used up all the funds of the state in mileage and per
diem, they sold and divided the school fund, railroad bonds worth a half
million, for a hundred thousand ready cash. It was soon found that Simon
Legree, the Speaker of the House, was the master of financial measures
and Tim Shelby was his mouthpiece.
Legree organised three groups of thieves composed of the officials
needed to perfect the thefts in every branch of the government while he
retained the leadership of the federated groups. The Treasurer, who was
an honest man, was stripped of power by a special act.
The Capitol Ring merely picked up the odds and ends about the Capitol
building. They refurnished the Legislative Halls. They spent over two
hundred thousand dollars for furniture, and when it was appraised, its
value was found to be seventeen thousand dollars at the prices they
actually paid for it. The Ring stole one hundred and seventy thousand
dollars on this item alone.
An appropriation of three hundred thousand dollars was made for
“supplies, sundries and incidentals.” With this they built a booth
around the statue of Washington at the end of the Capitol and
established a bar with fine liquors and cigars for the free use of the
members and their friends. They kept it open every day and night during
their reign, and in a suite of rooms in the Capitol they established a
brothel. From the galleries a swarm of courtesans daily smiled on their
favourites on the floor.
The printing had never cost the state more than eight thousand dollars
in any one year. This year it cost four hundred and eighty thousand.
Legree drew thousands of warrants on the state for imaginary persons.
There were eight pages in the House. He drew pay for one hundred and
fifty-six pages. In this way he raised an enormous corruption fund for
immediate use in bribing the lawmakers to carry through his schemes.
The Railroad Ring was his most effective group of brigands.
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