that they were discussing whether my clothes would cover my bill. At
last one of them approached me, and said: "I beg your pardon, sir;
are you the patriot Meagher?" Now this patriot was a gentleman who
had aided Smith O'Brien in his Irish rising, had been sent to
Australia, and had escaped thence to the United States. It was my
business to look after patriots, so I put my finger before my lips,
and said: "Hush!" while I cast up my eyes to the ceiling as though I
saw a vision of Erin beckoning to me. It was felt at once that I was
Meagher. The choicest viands were placed before me, and most
excellent wine. When I had done justice to all the good things I
approached the bar and asked boldly for my bill. The proprietor,
also an Irishman said: "From a man like you, who has suffered in the
good cause, I can take no money; allow a brother patriot to shake you
by the hand." I allowed him. I further allowed all the waiters to
shake hands with me, and stalked forth with the stern, resolved, but
somewhat condescendingly dismal air which I have seen assumed by
patriots in exile. Again I slept on the common, again I washed in
the bay. Then I went to the post office, found a letter for me from
Washington with some money in it, and breakfasted."
Another anecdote Labouchere was fond of recalling about his
Washington days was the following: Having planned a little holiday
excursion, he found at the Chancellerie a letter awaiting him,
addressed in the well-known handwriting of his {49} chief. Shrewdly
suspecting that the instructions it contained would render his
holiday impossible, he put the letter unopened in his coat-tail
pocket, and carried out with great satisfaction to himself his
holiday intentions. Then he opened his letter, and found that his
suspicions of its contents had been very well founded. He wrote a
nice letter of apology to his chief, beginning, "Your letter has
followed me here," which was, after all, nothing but the simple truth!
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