It was the fate of Henry Labouchere, wherever he went, to create an
atmosphere of unconventionality, which formed a fitting background
for the numberless stories which seem still to collect and grow round
his name as time goes on. During one of Mr. Crampton's absences from
the Legation, he had an opportunity of exercising the official
reserve and {47} discretion for which the English diplomats have
always been so famous. An American citizen called one morning to see
Mr. Crampton. "I want to see the boss," he said. "You can't--he is
out," replied Labouchere. "But you can see me." "You are no good,"
replied the American. "I must see the boss. I'll wait." "Very
well," calmly said the attaché, and went on with his letter-writing.
The visitor sat down and waited for a considerable time. At last he
said: "I've been fooling round here two hours; has the chief come in
yet?"--"No; you will see him drive up to the front door when he
returns."--"How long do you reckon he will be before he comes?"
"Well," said Labouchere, "he went to Canada yesterday; I should say
he'll be here in about six weeks."
In spite of all his good resolutions Labouchere was still a gambler,
and once found himself in what might have been an awkward scrape
owing to this propensity. All who knew him at all intimately must
often have heard him tell the following episode, which I will relate
as nearly as possible in his own words: "While I was attaché at
Washington I was sent by the minister to look after some Irish
patriots at Boston. I took up my residence at a small hotel, and
wrote down an imaginary name in the hotel book as mine. In the
evening I went to a gambling establishment, where I lost all the
money I had with me except half a dollar. Then I went to bed,
satisfied with my prowess. The next morning the bailiffs seized on
the hotel for debt, and all the guests were requested to pay their
bills and to take away their luggage. I could not pay mine, and so I
could not take away my luggage. All that I could do was to write to
Washington for a remittance, and to wait two days for its arrival.
The first day I walked about, and spent my half dollar on food. It
was summer, so I slept on a bench on the common, and in the morning
went to the bay to wash myself. I felt independent of all the cares
and troubles of civilisation. But I had nothing with which to buy
myself a breakfast. {48} I grew hungry and, towards evening, more
hungry still, so much so that I entered a restaurant and ordered
dinner, without any clear idea how I was to pay for it, except by
leaving my coat in pledge. In those days Boston restaurants were
mostly in cellars, and there was a bar near the door, where the
proprietor sat to receive payment. As I ate my dinner I observed
that all the waiters, who were Irishmen, were continually staring at
me, and evidently speaking of me to each other. A guilty conscience
made me think that this was because I had an impecunious look, and
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