The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
I bought a worn-out velvet suit and a ragged cast-off cape from
Segovia. The sword I wore was so enormous that its tip would
unpave the streets as I walked. I didn't want to go and see my
wife when I got out of jail so that she would want to see me
even more, and also to take revenge for the disdain for me that
she was carrying around inside herself. I really thought that
when she saw me so well-dressed she would repent and greet me
with open arms. But obstinate she was, and obstinate she
remained. I found her with a new baby and a new husband. When
she saw me she shouted, "Get that damn drenched fish--that
plucked goose--out of my sight because, if you don't, I swear on
my father's grave that I'll get up and poke his eyes out!"
And I answered very coolly, "Not so fast, Mrs. Streetwalker. If
you won't admit I'm your husband, then you're not my wife either.
Give me my daughter, and we'll still be friends. I have enough
of a fortune now," I went on, "to marry her to a very honorable
man."
I thought those two hundred pieces of silver would turn out to be
like the fifty silver coins of little Blessed John who, every
time he spent them, would find fifty more in his purse. But
since I was little Bedeviled Lazaro, it didn't turn out that way
with me, as you will see in the next chapter.
The archpriest contested my demand. He said she wasn't mine, and
to prove it he showed me the baptismal book, and when it was
compared to the marriage records, it was evident that the child
had been born four months after I knew my wife. Up to then I had
felt as spirited as a stallion, but I suddenly realized they had
made an ass of me: my daughter wasn't mine at all. I shook the
dust off my feet and washed my hands to show my innocence and
that I was leaving for good. I turned my back on them, feeling
as content as if I had never known them. I went looking for my
friends and told them what had happened; they consoled me--which
wasn't hard for them to do.
I didn't want to go back to my job as a town crier because my new
velvet clothes had changed my self-esteem. While I was taking a
walk to the Visagra gate I met an old woman, a friend of mine, at
the gate of the convent of San Juan de los Reyes. After she
greeted me she told me that my wife had softened when she'd found
out about all the money I had, especially now that that Frenchman
had chastened her.
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