The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
In less than a week the lawsuit had moved far ahead, and my
pocketbook had lost as much ground. The evidence was gathered
easily because the constables who arrested my wife and the
archpriest caught them in the act and had taken them off to jail
in their nightshirts, the way they found them. There were many
witnesses who told the truth. My good lawyers and counselors and
the court clerk saw how thin and weak my pocketbook was getting,
and they began to falter. It reached the point where I had to
spur them harder than a hired mule to get them to make a move.
The slowdown was so great that when the archpriest and his group
heard about it, they started crowing and anointing the hands and
feet of my representatives. They seemed like the weights on a
clock that were going up just as fast as mine were coming down.
They managed it so well that in two weeks the archpriest and my
wife were out of jail on bond, and in less than one week more
they condemned Lazaro with false witnesses so that he had to
apologize, pay the court costs, and be banished from Toledo
forever.
I apologized the way I should have, since with only two hundred
silver pieces I had taken a lawsuit out against a man who had
that much money to burn. I gave them the shirt off my back to
help pay the court costs, and I left the city in the raw.
There I was, rich for an instant, suing a dignitary of the Holy
Church of Toledo, an undertaking fit only for a prince. I had
been respected by my friends, feared by my enemies, in the
position of a gentleman who wouldn't put up with a whisper of
aspersion. And just as suddenly I found myself thrown out--not
from any earthly paradise with figleaves to cover my private
parts, but from the place I loved most and where I had gotten so
much comfort and pleasure, using some rags I found in a rubbish
heap to cover my nakedness.
I took refuge in the common consolation of all unfortunates. I
thought that since I was at the bottom of the wheel of fortune I
would be certain to go back up. I recall now what I once heard
my master, the blind man (who was like a fox whenever he started
to preach), say: Every man in the world rose and fell on the
wheel of fortune; some followed the movement of the wheel, and
others went against it. And there was this difference between
them: those who followed the wheel's movement fell as quickly as
they rose; and those who went against it, once they reached the
top--even if they had to work hard at it--they stayed there
longer than the others. According to this, I was going right
with the grain--and so quickly that I was barely on top when I
found myself in the abyss of misery.
I found myself a picaro--and a real one, since I had only been
pretending up to then. And I could really say: Naked was I born,
naked am I now, nothing lost and nothing gained.
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