He conducted his foreign guests faithfully towards London, as he had
promised. On their way, they were beset by several companies of rebels,
amongst whose numbers Jack recognised old acquaintances, to whom he made
himself known, and who were glad to let him and his company pass free,
for the sake of old times. On all such occasions our hero was careful
to have it impressed upon the merchants that they owed their safety
entirely to his countenance; and the gratitude of those poor travellers
knew no bounds. Still, great precautions were necessary. In the first
place, Jack counselled them strongly to destroy all written papers they
might have about them; assuring them, that of all public evils, the men
of Kent looked upon the art of writing as the greatest, considering it
a Norman invention, to which they owed the bulk of their misfortunes.
Admitting the policy of this precaution, the merchants destroyed Jack’s
bonds before his eyes. Next to manuscripts, he assured them the most
dangerous thing they could possibly carry about with them was money.
He courageously took upon himself the onus of bearing their purses for
them, of the contents of which he distributed a considerable portion
as _largesse_ to the insurgents. The purses were faithfully restored to
their owners.
At Blackheath our travellers came up with the body of the insurgent
camp, commanded by Jack’s old master of fence, Wat Smith, who had
assumed the name of Tyler. Here it was Jack’s good fortune to rescue
the Princess of Wales, the young king’s mother, from the fury of
the malcontents, whom their honest but mistaken leader was unable to
control. Jack asserted himself as a man of Kent, and claimed immunity
for the princess as a Kentish woman--for had she not been known in the
heyday of her beauty as the Fair Maid of Kent? Was she not the widow of
the Black Prince, who had humbled the pride of the haughty Frenchmen,
to whom it was notorious that all such evils as taxes, game laws,
bad harvests, and expensive beer, were attributable? The princess, he
assured them, had just been on a pilgrimage to Canterbury, to pray at
the shrine of St. Thomas à Beckett for an extension of the peerage, by
which every man of the age of twenty-one would be entitled to landed
property and a seat at His Majesty’s council. In conclusion, he would
simply state, that, in order to prove her sisterly affection, the
princess was anxious to kiss them all round--a proposition whereat the
populace was highly amused, and to which the princess readily assented,
only too glad to be let off so easily.
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