The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
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The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
From boyhood the looks of the wood-chopper and river boatman were
subjects of jeering. Whether the budding genius spurned such
adventitious aids as graces of person in his career, or was already a
philosopher who believed that handsome is that handsome does is a
winning motto, we may never know. It is enough that he joined in the
laugh and kept the ball rolling.
On the loss of a first love, one Annie Rutledge--a name he said he
always loved--his friends were alarmed for his health and sanity. They
took away the knife every man carried in the West, and discovered it
was the obligatory one presented to the ugliest man and not to be
disposed of otherwise than to one still homelier.
There is a record of the clerical gentleman to whom Lincoln was
justified in offering it, who died with it in his uncontested
possession, in Toronto.
As is the custom, an office-holder going out of his seat calls on the
President with his successor to transfer the seals and other tokens.
The unlucky man enumerated the good qualities of his substitute, and
was surprised that Mr. Lincoln should dilate upon his with excessive
regrets that he was going to leave the service. This Mr. Addison was
indeed a first-class servant, but uncommonly ill-favored.
"Yes, Addison," said the chief, "I have no doubt that Mr. Price is a
pearl of price, but--but nothing can compensate me for the loss of
_you_, for, when you retire, I shall be the homeliest man in the
government!"
* * * * *
BETTER LOOKING THAN EXPECTED.
(Related by the President to Grace Greenwood):
"As I recall it, the story, told very simply and tersely, but with
inimitable drollery, ran that a certain honest old farmer, visiting the
capital for the first time, was taken by the member of Congress for his
'deestrict,' to some large gathering or entertainment. He went in order
to see the President. Unfortunately, Mr. Lincoln did not appear; and
the congressman, being a bit of a wag, and not liking to have his
constituent disappointed, designated Mr. R., of Minnesota. He was a
gentleman of a particularly round and rubicund countenance. The worthy
agriculturist, greatly astonished, exclaimed:
"Is that old Abe? Well, I du declare! He's a better-lookin' man than I
expected to see; but it do seem as how his troubles have druv him to
drink!'"
* * * * *
LINCOLN AND SUPERSTITION.
Childhood's impressions are ineffaceable, though they may be for a time
set aside. Abraham Lincoln with all his lofty mind, acquiesced in the
vulgar belief when he took his son Robert to have the benefit of a
"madstone," at a distance from where the boy was dog-bitten. He made
the pact with the Divine Power as to the Emancipation Act, with a
sincerity which robbed worldly wisdom of its sting, and he had dreams
and visions like a seer.
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LINCOLN'S DREAM.
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