Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Wait,” Sir Charles commanded. A new form of punishment had suggested
itself, in which justice was tempered with mercy. “Can you work one of
your American lawn-mowers?” he asked.
The young man laughed delightedly. “I never tried,” he said, “but I’ve
seen it done.”
“If you’ve been ill, it would be murder to put you on the shell
road.” The Governor’s dignity relaxed into a smile. “I don’t desire
international complications,” he said. “Sergeant, take this--him--to the
kitchen, and tell Corporal Mallon to give him that American lawn-mowing
machine. Possibly he may understand its mechanism. Mallon only cuts
holes in the turf with it.” And he waved his hand in dismissal, and as
the three men moved away he buried himself again in the perplexities of
the dog-tax.
Ten minutes later the deliberations of the Council were disturbed by a
loud and persistent rattle, like the whir of a Maxim gun, which proved,
on investigation, to arise from the American lawn-mower. The vagrant was
propelling it triumphantly across the lawn, and gazing down at it with
the same fond pride with which a nursemaid leans over the perambulator
to observe her lusty and gurgling charge.
The Councillors had departed, Sir Charles was thinking of breakfast, the
Maxim-like lawn-mower still irritated the silent hush of midday, when
from the waters of the inner harbor there came suddenly the sharp report
of a saluting gun and the rush of falling anchor-chains. There was
still a week to pass before the mail-steamer should arrive, and H. M. S.
Partridge had departed for Nassau. Besides these ships, no other vessel
had skirted the buoys of the bay in eight long smiling months. Mr.
Clarges, the secretary, with an effort to appear calm, and the orderly,
suffocated with the news, entered through separate doors at the same
instant.
The secretary filed his report first. “A yacht’s just anchored in the
bay, Sir Charles,” he said.
The orderly’s face fell. He looked aggrieved. “An American yacht,” he
corrected.
“And much larger than the Partridge,” continued the secretary.
The orderly took a hasty glance back over his shoulder. “She has her
launch lowered already, sir,” he said.
Outside the whir of the lawn-mower continued undisturbed. Sir Charles
reached for his marine-glass, and the three men hurried to the veranda.
“It looks like a man-of-war,” said Sir Charles. “No,” he added,
adjusting the binocular; “she’s a yacht. She flies the New York Yacht
Club pennant--now she’s showing the owner’s absent pennant. He must have
left in the launch. He’s coming ashore now.”
“He seems in a bit of a hurry,” growled Mr. Clarges.
“Those Americans always--” murmured Sir Charles from behind the
binocular. He did not quite know that he enjoyed this sudden onslaught
upon the privacy of his harbor and port.
It was in itself annoying, and he was further annoyed to find that it
could in the least degree disturb his poise.
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