The literature of kissing : $b gleaned from history, poetry, fiction, and anecdoteBombaugh, Charles C. (Charles Carroll)
History
The literature of kissing : $b gleaned from history, poetry, fiction, and anecdote
Bombaugh, Charles C. (Charles Carroll)
Kissing
“In contrast with the beauty and grandeur of the interior is the
insignificant-looking bronze statue of what they call St. Peter, seated
in a chair of white marble. Some one remarked that it had been in ancient
times a statue of Jupiter. ‘Jupiter,’ I exclaimed, ‘the Jupiter of the
old Romans? Never!’ While I stood wondering at the unaccountable vagaries
of mankind in general, and of artists in particular, and of the meaning
of the word taste, several persons passed along and kissed the foot of
the statue, the toes of which are actually worn away with kissing, and
the big toe, what is left of it, looks bright as gold....
“Crowds of people were walking round in the nave, looking at the pictures
and statues; crowds stood at the gate of the chapel, looking in through
the gate and railing, listening to the music; and all grades filed along
by the statue of St. Peter, kneeling, then rising and kissing his toe.
The peasants wiped off the toe with their hands or sleeves, and then
kissed it; others carefully wiped it with their handkerchiefs both before
and after kissing it.”
A KISS FOR A VOTE.
In a little work published in London in 1758, entitled “A New
Geographical and Historical Grammar,” we find the following paragraph
concerning bribery and kissing:
“The ladies may think it a hardship that they are neither allowed a
place in the Senate nor a voice in the choice of what is called the
representative of the nation. However, their influence appears to be such
in many instances that they have no reason to complain. In boroughs the
candidates are so wise as to apply chiefly to the wife.[11] A certain
candidate for a Norfolk borough kissed the voters’ wives with guineas
in his mouth, for which he was expelled the House; and for this reason
others, I suppose, will be more private in their addresses to the ladies.”
Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire, gave Steel, the butcher, a kiss for his
vote nearly a century since; and another equally beautiful woman, Jane,
Duchess of Gordon, recruited her regiment in a similar manner. Duncan
Mackenzie, a veteran of Waterloo, who died at Elgin, Scotland, December,
1866, delighted in relating how he kissed the duchess in taking the
shilling from between her teeth to become one of her regiment,—the Gordon
Highlanders, better known as the Ninety-second. The old Scottish veteran
of eighty-seven has not left one behind him to tell the same tale about
kissing the blue-eyed duchess in the market-place of Duthill.
The late Daniel O’Connell hit upon a novel mode of securing votes for the
candidates he had named at a certain election, which test, considering
the constitutional temperament of his countrymen, is said to have proved
effectual. He said, in reference to the unfortunate elector who should
vote against them, “Let no man speak to him. _Let no woman salute him!_”
FRENCH CHEAPENING AND DEGENERACY.
Montaigne, speaking of the gradual debasement of the custom in France in
his time (1533-1592), says:
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