The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"Don't I look like a pirate? Thank you! I had an appointment at Judge
Wilson's office this morning to talk over a case in which I'm
interested."
"I remember now what he said about you. He said you really were a fine
lawyer, but that you liked to read about pirates."
"That may have been what he said to you; but he has told me that the
association of piracy and law was most unfortunate, as it would suggest
unpleasant comments to those who don't admire the legal profession."
"And you are one of those tide-water Griswolds, then, if you know the
Randolph Wilsons. They are very strong for the tide-water families; to
hear them talk you'd think the people back in the Virginia hills weren't
really respectable."
"It's undeniably the right view of the matter," laughed Griswold, "but
now that I live in Charlottesville I don't insist on it. It wouldn't be
decent in me. And I have lots of cousins in Lexington and through the
Valley. The broad view is that every inch of the Old Dominion is holy
ground."
"It is an interesting commonwealth, Mr. Griswold; but I do not consider
it holy ground. South Carolina has a monopoly of that;" and then the
smile left her face and she returned to the telegram. "Our immediate
business, however, is not with Virginia, or with South Carolina, but
with the miserable commonwealth that lies between."
"And that commonwealth," said Griswold, wishing to prolong the respite
from official cares, "that state known in law and history as North
Carolina, I have heard called, by a delightful North Carolina lady I met
once at Charlottesville, a valley of humility between two mountains of
conceit. That seems to hit both of us!"
"North Carolina isn't a state at all," Miss Osborne declared spitefully;
"it's only a strip of land where uninteresting people live. And now,
what do you say to this telegram?"
"Excellent. It's bound to irritate, and it leaves him in the dark as to
our--I mean Governor Osborne's--intentions. And those intentions--"
During this by-play he had reached a decision as to what should be done,
and he was prepared to answer when she asked, with an employment of the
pronoun that pleasantly emphasized their relationship:
"What _are_ our intentions?"
"We are going to catch Appleweight, that's the first thing--and until we
get him we're going to keep our own counsel. Let me have a telegraph
blank and I will try my hand at being governor." He sat down in the
governor's chair, asked the name of the county seat of Mingo and wrote
without erasure or hesitation this message:
To the Sheriff of Mingo County,
Turner Court House, S. C.:
Make every possible effort to capture Appleweight and any of his
gang who are abroad in your county. Swear in all the deputies you
need, and if friendliness of citizens to outlaws makes this
impossible wire me immediately, and I will send militia. Any delay
on your part will be visited with severest penalties. Answer
immediately by telegraph.
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