The little country theaterArvold, Alfred G. (Alfred Gilmeiden)
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The little country theater
Arvold, Alfred G. (Alfred Gilmeiden)
Little Country Theater (Fargo, N.D.); Little theater movement; Theater -- North Dakota -- Fargo
Senator McDonald. I saw him coming this way before I started. I met him
this morning. Seems like a fine fellow.
HIRAM
John, why don’t yer give ’em a talk on how to be happy in the city?
_Senator walks across rear of stage without noticing anyone. Leslie calls
him._
LESLIE
Mr. McDonald, come here a moment.
MR. MCDONALD
Why hello, Mr. Larsen!
LESLIE
Mr. McDonald, this is the Benson family—one of our prominent farmers in
this community.
MR. MCDONALD
People, I’m very glad to meet you. It does my heart good to get out and
meet the tillers of the soil. I always consider it a great honor to have
such a privilege as a day like this. I was out walking to get some fresh
air before my talk.
HIRAM
No place like the country for fresh air, ain’t that right Senator?
MR. MCDONALD
You’re right. Hope you fellows will be at the speaking. I always like a
large crowd.
MR. BENSON
You can count on our being there.
MR. MCDONALD
Good! bring all your friends. I’ll be walking on. Good-by.
_Exit._
JENNIE
If everyone has had enough, we’ll spread the tablecloth over the
table—we’ve got to eat supper here before we leave.
_Women arrange table._
LESLIE
Well, I’ll have to be going or I’ll be late.
HARRY
Guess I’ll walk up with you. I guess the women will come together.
_Exeunt._
MR. BENSON
Hiram, you ought to order you a running water system and an electric
light plant for your farm. They’ve got ’em down now so ye can’t afford to
be without ’em.
HIRAM
John, are ye havin’ a nightmare about the city?
MR. BENSON
By jinks, I’m speakin’ my right mind. We just sent in an order for an
electric light plant. Harry says we can get a motor so small we can carry
it around under our arms and can attach it to the wire any place and run
our fan mills, pumps, grinders, washin’ machines, in fact everything
dependin’ on the size of the motor. In the house you can take off a light
bulb and attach a “lectric” iron and cooker, make it do the churnin’ and
sweepin’, run the sewin’ machine, and even rock the cradle, besides
havin’ light all over yer buildin’s without any danger of fire.
HIRAM
Wall, I’ll be goll durned. John, are ye sure ye haven’t been drinkin’ too
much lemonade?
MR. BENSON
It’s right. In the spring we’re goin’ ter git a runnin’ water system made
especially for the farm. Harry has had it all planned for over a year now.
HIRAM
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