The chemist was a young man of the name of Frost, very much addicted to
eating gingerbreads and amusing himself at fairs. He was delighted to
see Pattie; and Pattie, with some pride, introduced Harriet to him.
Mr Frost was a fat, podgy young man, and he felt quite pleased to walk
with the little girls. With one on his right hand and one on his left
he perambulated round and round the fair with them now.
"What have you seen?" he asked, and when they explained, he told them
that they had practically seen nothing at all, and that now it would be
his pleasure to give them a good time. He described what he meant to
do, and certainly his programme was delightful. He himself would go on
the merry-go-round with a little girl on each side of him, and they
would fly right round not once, but several times; and afterwards, they
would go into a little theatre and witness a wonderful piece of acting
in which there was a giant and a pigmy, and some acting dogs, and an
elephant and even a lion. The entertainment was of a jumble order, but
it would be intensely exciting. It would take, Mr Frost said, no time
at all. They must not miss it, however, for it really was first-rate,
of that he could assure them.
Before Harriet could even reply, he had provided tickets for all three--
tickets which cost sixpence each. He really was a most generous young
man.
"But," said Harriet, turning to Pattie, "won't this make me dreadfully
late?"
"Late?" cried Mr Frost, overhearing her. "Not a bit of it. I tell you
it will be over in no time at all. Here, take a hand each, girls, and
we'll squeeze well to the front. We mustn't miss the beginning of the
fun. The fat lady comes on first of all with the kangaroo; oh, it will
be screamingly funny!"
The next minute, they were inside the tent where the great performance
was to take place.
They were inside with a crush of people behind them, and Harriet forgot
everything else. The entertainment was of the breathless order; before
you had time to recover from one astounding surprise, another still more
astounding followed on its heels. The fat lady's performance was
nothing at all to that done by the man with two heads--he really managed
these double appendages with the greatest cleverness, nodding and
winking simultaneously with both, and causing the people to shriek,
holding their sides with mirth.
"He hasn't two heads at all, you know," said Mr Frost, "but it's
wonderfully cleverly managed for all that."
Harriet and Pattie were almost sorry. They would much rather have
believed that the man was possessed of the double head.
"Oh!" said Pattie, with a gasp. "I was thinking what a lot he could do
if they were really two heads."
Mr Frost roared with laughter.
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