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That little wretch, Raynor, called yesterday, and his babble set me
almost wild. He never runs down—that is to say, when he
exterminates a score of reputations, more or less, he does not
pause between one reputation and the next. (By the way, he
inquired about you, and his manifestations of interest in you had,
I confess, a good deal of vraisemblance.)
Mr. Raynor observes no game laws; like Death (which he would
inflict if slander were fatal) he has all seasons for his own. But
I like him, for we knew one another at Redhorse when we were young
and true-hearted and barefooted. He was known in those far fair
days as “Giggles,” and I—O Irene, can you ever forgive me?—I was
called “Gunny.” God knows why; perhaps in allusion to the material
of my pinafores; perhaps because the name is in alliteration with
“Giggles,” for Gig and I were inseparable playmates, and the miners
may have thought it a delicate compliment to recognize some kind of
relationship between us.
Later, we took in a third—another of Adversity’s brood, who, like
Garrick between Tragedy and Comedy, had a chronic inability to
adjudicate the rival claims (to himself) of Frost and Famine.
Between him and the grave there was seldom anything more than a
single suspender and the hope of a meal which would at the same
time support life and make it insupportable. He literally picked
up a precarious living for himself and an aged mother by
“chloriding the dumps,” that is to say, the miners permitted him to
search the heaps of waste rock for such pieces of “pay ore” as had
been overlooked; and these he sacked up and sold at the Syndicate
Mill. He became a member of our firm—“Gunny, Giggles, and Dumps,”
thenceforth—through my favor; for I could not then, nor can I now,
be indifferent to his courage and prowess in defending against
Giggles the immemorial right of his sex to insult a strange and
unprotected female—myself. After old Jim struck it in the
Calamity, and I began to wear shoes and go to school, and in
emulation Giggles took to washing his face, and became Jack Raynor,
of Wells, Fargo & Co., and old Mrs. Barts was herself chlorided to
her fathers, Dumps drifted over to San Juan Smith and turned stage
driver, and was killed by road agents, and so forth.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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