The Long Dim TrailHooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
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The Long Dim Trail
Hooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
Arizona -- Fiction; Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
His tale of woe was unheard by the others as they hurriedly adjusted
clothes and tumbled out of the bunkhouse to the ranch kitchen for
breakfast. Fong, the cook, was in no amiable mood because he had to
serve breakfast an hour earlier than usual; but when he learned that
they expected to take possession of his kitchen and sundry utensils, his
wrath was expressed in a wordy battle in 'pidgin English. He only
succumbed to superior numbers when he retreated to the back porch. His
mutterings could be heard distinctly by those in the kitchen, and Bronco
cocked his head on one side and listened attentively to the angry cook.
"Say, Holy, I don't savvy what that year Chink is sayin', but it sounds
a heap worse'n anything I ever heerd you say. He's got you beat to a
frazzle. Why don't you learn Chinee? Then when your stock of cuss words
gets stale you can start on a new lot."
Holy's retort was cut short by Limber, who paused in rolling a cigarette
and observed, "You're captain of this round-up, Bronco. How do you start
her?"
They all gathered about Bronco as he explained the process
unhesitatingly. He did not divulge that he had asked information at the
store, regarding the preparation of paper, making paste and other
necessary details of paperhanging. It had seemed so simple that he was
sure he could remember everything.
"Well, fust you cut the edges off'n the paper, then you make a biscuit
dough and thin her out and stick the paper up, and thar you are! Easy as
rollin' off'n a log!"
"That's all right so long as the log ain't pinted into a mudhole whar
thar's a buckskin cow," murmured Holy, with a side glance at Bronco. The
innuendo was loftily ignored, and Holy tried other tactics.
"Whar' did you learn to paper, anyhow?" he demanded suspiciously. "You
never let on you knowed how until last night."
"Think I'm Hasayampering?" Bronco answered indignantly. "I seed them
paper a room down to Eureka Springs three years ago. I helped them do
it." He reserved the elucidation that he had helped carry in a
galvanized tub, nothing more. "Mebbe you don't believe me, but if any of
you fellers thinks he knows more'n I do about it, I'm willin' to lay
back in harness and let him take the lead, and yours truly won't do no
kickin' over the traces, neither."
As no one was disposed to dispute his authority, he continued in a
mollified voice:
"Roarer, you go get all the flour you kin find and bring it here."
Roarer looked dubiously toward the back porch and scratched his head,
then he tiptoed to the door, peeped through it, and discovering Fong had
deserted the place, started on his search, while Bronco issued his
commands to the others.
"Limber, you kin chase that new whitewash brush I left in the bunkhouse,
and Holy can trim the edges off'n the paper. Then you kin all help mix
the paste when I get ready."
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