"Does anybody know whar the shears is?" queried Holy, knowing from experience that a needle in a haystack could be located twenty times before the one pair of shears on the ranch was generally found by the searcher. "Bronc, you had them scissors three weeks ago cuttin' Limber's hair. I seed you. Whar are they?" Bronco looked nonplussed, then asserted, "Roarer took 'em away from us before the job was done, and then he disremembered whar he'd put 'em. Limber had to go to town with one side his hair cut and Dunning finished up the job." Limber appeared with the whitewash brush, and at his heels came Roarer dragging two sacks of flour. "This is all I kin find," said Roarer. "Reckon it will be enough?" Bronco was non-committal, "I'll use it up and see how fur it'll go." "Say, Roarer, you got to find the scissors. You was the last one that had 'em. Where are they?" called Holy accusingly. Roarer stared blankly, then whirled out the door. Holy sat swearing until Roarer re-appeared and exhibited the lost shears, explaining, "I just happened to think that I couldn't find the wire-nippers that day when you was cuttin' Limber's hair, and that was why I got 'em from you. I left 'em in the blacksmith shop, but I disremembered it till you spoke about 'em. They may cut paper, but they ain't no good for cuttin' wire." He handed the badly damaged shears to Holy who seated himself on the floor. Selecting a roll of paper from the pile before him, Holy opened and contemplated it in perplexity, finally appealing to Bronco: "Say, Bronc, there's two white edges. Shall I trim 'em both?" Bronco stood gazing down at the paper. "Durned if I know," he confessed. "But thar ain't no use shirkin' the job since we tackled it. Pitch in, Holy. Let 'er go, and cut 'em both off," he directed recklessly before he was attracted by the struggles of Roarer and Limber, who dragged in a galvanized tub. Behind them came Fong, protesting wildly, "No clatchee more flouler. No makee biscuits tomollow." "Well, give us crackers," commanded Bronco. "This year room has got to be papered today. Go chase yourself, Fong." The Chinaman disappeared jabbering and shaking his head, but no one paid attention to Fong's worries. Each was immersed in his own troubles. Holy struggled heroically with spirals of paper, and volcanic outbursts of his pet expressions floated from his part of the room as he endeavoured to extricate himself from the enveloping coils. Bronco hovered over the tub, directing Limber and Roarer, who dumped a sack and a half of flour into it. "You gotter put salt in, next," said Bronco, and the two cowpunchers darted to a cupboard where each captured a small bag of salt. "What next?" they demanded, becoming imbued with enthusiasm as the salt mingled with the tub of flour. "And--er--and--" floundered Bronco hopelessly. "There's something else. What the devil is it?" he implored the others.