The Long Dim TrailHooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
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The Long Dim Trail
Hooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
Arizona -- Fiction; Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
"Gosh, all we got to show is a nice mess that's got to be cleaned up,
and a bill down to the Headquarters for paper with pink roses. Ain't it
a shame? Just when we was getting along so fine, too." Bronco's tones
were lugubrious, and they all looked regretfully at the coils of paper
that cumbered the room. Like mourners at a funeral they gathered around
the coils. The pink roses grew more alluring. Bronco lifted one strip
and held it against the wall.
"Whitewash makes me sick," he affirmed.
"Suppose I go over to Eureka and ask Mrs. Burns to lend us enough flour
to finish up the job?" Limber made the suggestion and the idea was
accepted enthusiastically.
While he was gone the others scraped up the paste and collected the
scattered rolls of paper, then went to the bunkhouse and waited Limber's
return, unaware that almost half a sack of flour reposed in a corner of
Fong's tin trunk, while a batch of bread was rising beautifully in the
dishpan hidden beneath Fong's bed. Had any of the boys suspicioned the
true facts there would have been a badly-frightened Chinaman in Arizona.
When Limber returned he was accompanied by Mrs. Burns in her buggy,
while Peanut, Limber's pony, trotted at the back of the rig, hitched to
the axle.
"You boys have certainly run into a bunch of trouble," she laughed as
she nimbly climbed from the rig. "I told Limber that I might be able to
help you, for I've done all my own papering, you know."
Limber extricated a sack that held flour, and joined the procession to
the room they were now sure would be decorated with pink roses.
Mrs. Burns looked at the remnant of paste in the tub before she asked,
"What on earth did you use?"
"Everything we could find," confessed Bronco humbly. "We did leave out
eggs, sugar and pepper."
"All you need is flour, hot water and a little thin glue water," she
laughed.
"Glue!" they echoed.
"I told you Larry said it was a short word," triumphed Bronco. "Why
didn't some of you muttonheads think of glue?"
"You said he told you to make a thin biscuit dough, an thar ain't no
glue in that," retorted Holy, but further argument was avoided as Mrs.
Burns began issuing business-like orders.
By the time the sun was setting the papered room was pronounced a
thorough success, and Mrs. Burns made her way to the stables followed by
four cowboys whose hair and clothes spattered with dry paste, testified
to an honest day's labour.
Mrs. Burns surveyed them as she picked up the reins, ready to start
home, while Limber mounted Peanut to accompany her. It was eight miles
to Eureka Springs.
"I've heard of lost prospectors eating their boots," she said, "but if
you boys ate your clothes, you would need anti-fat. Tell the Boss I will
be over soon to call on the bride. Adios!" and with a flourish of the
whip she drove away, followed by the gratitude of the paste-daubed,
tired group.
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