Autobiographical fiction; England -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Teachers -- Fiction
“Here’s Miss Pembroke,” he said. “I am going to marry her.”
There was a profound silence.
“We oughtn’t to have done things like this,” said Agnes, turning to
Mrs. Lewin. “We have no right to take Mr. Ansell by surprise. It is
Rickie’s fault. He was that obstinate. He would bring us. He ought to
be horsewhipped.”
“He ought, indeed,” said Tilliard pleasantly, and bolted. Not till he
gained his room did he realize that he had been less apt than usual. As
for Ansell, the first thing he said was, “Why didn’t you counter-order
the lemon-sole?”
In such a situation Mrs. Lewin was of priceless value. She led the way
to the table, observing, “I quite agree with Miss Pembroke. I loathe
surprises. Never shall I forget my horror when the knife-boy painted
the dove’s cage with the dove inside. He did it as a surprise. Poor
Parsival nearly died. His feathers were bright green!”
“Well, give me the lemon-soles,” said Rickie. “I like them.”
“The bedder’s got them.”
“Well, there you are! What’s there to be annoyed about?”
“And while the cage was drying we put him among the bantams. They had
been the greatest allies. But I suppose they took him for a parrot or
a hawk, or something that bantams hate; for while his cage was drying
they picked out his feathers, and _picked_ out his feathers, and
_Picked_ out his feathers, till he was perfectly bald. ‘Hugo, look,’
said I. ‘This is the end of Parsival. Let me have no more surprises.’
He burst into tears.”
Thus did Mrs. Lewin create an atmosphere. At first it seemed unreal,
but gradually they got used to it, and breathed scarcely anything
else throughout the meal. In such an atmosphere everything seemed of
small and equal value, and the engagement of Rickie and Agnes like
the feathers of Parsival, fluttered lightly to the ground. Ansell was
generally silent. He was no match for these two quite clever women.
Only once was there a hitch.
They had been talking gaily enough about the betrothal when Ansell
suddenly interrupted with, “When is the marriage?”
“Mr. Ansell,” said Agnes, blushing, “I wish you hadn’t asked that. That
part’s dreadful. Not for years, as far as we can see.”
But Rickie had not seen as far. He had not talked to her of this at
all. Last night they had spoken only of love. He exclaimed, “Oh,
Agnes—don’t!” Mrs. Lewin laughed roguishly.
“Why this delay?” asked Ansell.
Agnes looked at Rickie, who replied, “I must get money, worse luck.”
“I thought you’d got money.”
He hesitated, and then said, “I must get my foot on the ladder, then.”
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