"Suppose," he began aggressively, "I see a man driving his car over a
cliff. If I tell him that road will take him over a cliff, the worst
that can happen to me is to be told to mind my own business, and I can
always answer back: 'I was only trying to help you.' If I don't speak,
the man breaks his neck. Between the two, it seems to me, sooner than
have any one's life on my hands, I'd rather be told to mind my own
business."
Hemingway stared into his glass. His expression was distinctly
disapproving, but, undismayed, the consul continued.
"Now, we all know that this morning you gave that polo pony to Lady
Firth, and one of us guesses that you first offered it to some one
else, who refused it. One of us thinks that very soon, to-morrow, or
even to-night, at this party you may offer that same person something
else, something worth more than a polo pony, and that if she refuses
that, it is going to break you all up, is going to hurt you for the
rest of your life."
Lifting his eyes from his glass, Hemingway shot at his friend a glance
of warning. In haste, Harris continued:
"I know," he protested, answering the look, "I know that this is where
Mr. Buttinsky is told to mind his business. But I'm going right on.
I'm going to state a hypothetical case with no names mentioned and no
questions asked, or answered. I'm going to state a theory, and let you
draw your own deductions."
He slid into a chair, and across the table fastened his eyes on those
of his friend. Confidently and undisturbed, but with a wry smile of
dislike, Hemingway stared fixedly back at him.
"What," demanded Harris, "is the first rule in detective work?"
Hemingway started. He was prepared for something unpleasant, but not
for that particular form of unpleasantness. But his faith was
unshaken, and he smiled confidently. He let the consul answer his own
question.
"It is to follow the woman," declared Harris. "And, accordingly, what
should be the first precaution of a man making his get-away? To see
that the woman does not follow. But suppose we are dealing with a
fugitive of especial intelligence, with a criminal who has imagination
and brains? He might fix it so that the woman could follow him without
giving him away, he might plan it so that no one would suspect. She
might arrive at his hiding-place only after many months, only after
each had made separately a long circuit of the globe, only after a
journey with a plausible and legitimate object. She would arrive
disguised in every way, and they would meet as total strangers. And,
as strangers under the eyes of others, they would become acquainted,
would gradually grow more friendly, would be seen more frequently
together, until at last people would say: 'Those two mean to make a
match of it.' And then, one day, openly, in the sight of all men, with
the aid of the law and the church, they would resume those relations
that existed before the man ran away and the woman followed."
There was a short silence.
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