"Pictures!" was evermore his cry--
"Pictures of old or recent date,"
And pictures only would he buy
Wherewith to "extra-illustrate."
Full many a tome of ancient type
And many a manuscript he took,
For nary purpose but to swipe
Their pictures for some other book.
While Marcus Varro plied his fad
There was not in the shops of Greece
A book or pamphlet to be had
That was not minus frontispiece.
Nor did he hesitate to ply
His baleful practices at home;
It was not possible to buy
A perfect book in all of Rome!
What must the other folk have done--
Who, glancing o'er the books they bought,
Came soon and suddenly upon
The vandalism Varro wrought!
How must their cheeks have flamed with red--
How did their hearts with choler beat!
We can imagine what they said--
We can imagine, not repeat!
Where are the books that Varro made--
The pride of dilettante Rome--
With divers portraitures inlaid
Swiped from so many another tome?
The worms devoured them long ago--
O wretched worms! ye should have fed
Not on the books "extended" so,
But on old Varro's flesh instead!
Alas, that Marcus Varro lives
And is a potent factor yet!
Alas, that still his practice gives
Good men occasion for regret!
To yonder bookstall, pri'thee, go,
And by the "missing" prints and plates
And frontispieces you shall know
He lives, and "extra-illustrates"!
In justice to the Judge and to myself I should say that neither of us
wholly approves the sentiment which the poem I have quoted implies. We
regard Grangerism as one of the unfortunate stages in bibliomania; it
is a period which seldom covers more than five years, although Dr.
O'Rell has met with one case in his practice that has lasted ten years
and still gives no symptom of abating in virulence.
Humanity invariably condones the pranks of youth on the broad and
charitable grounds that "boys will be boys"; so we bibliomaniacs are
prone to wink at the follies of the Grangerite, for we know that he
will know better by and by and will heartily repent of the mischief he
has done. We know the power of books so well that we know that no man
can have to do with books that presently he does not love them. He may
at first endure them; then he may come only to pity them; anon, as
surely as the morrow's sun riseth, he shall embrace and love those
precious things.
So we say that we would put no curb upon any man, it being better that
many books should be destroyed, if ultimately by that destruction a
penitent and loyal soul be added to the roster of bibliomaniacs.
There is more joy over one Grangerite that repenteth than over ninety
and nine just men that need no repentance.
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