“I'm ready to run the chance, i' the face o' the Prophet Pritchard,”
said the farmer. “Ay, and to show what's in me, I am ready 'twixt now
and Sunday to buy any property at a reasonable discount rate that any
believer in Dick Pritchard may wish to sell.”
“Good for you, farmer--good for you!” shouted a dozen voices, with the
applause of rattling pewters on the table.
“Let Dick stick to his trade--water and not fire is his quality; he'd
best leave the Day of Judgment in subtler hands,” growled a small,
red-faced man, who was cooling himself this Summer day with Jamaica rum.
There was some more laughter, but it was not of a hearty sort; there was
a forced gaiety in it that Wesley easily detected.
“By my troth, the fellow's prophecy hath done a good turn to the
maltster; there hath been more swilling, hot and cold, since he spoke a
week ago yesterday, than in any month of ordinary calm weather, without
a sniff of brimstone in it,” said Mr. Hone, the surgeon of the revenue
men, who was in the act of facing a huge beef-steak with onions and a
potato baked with a sauce of tansy.
“Small blame to the drouthy ones; they know full well that by this day
week they will be ready to pay Plymouth prices for a mugful o' something
cooling,” remarked a traveller.
“Gentlemen and friends, all, I make bold enough to affirm that this
matter is too grave an one to be jested on or to be scoffed at,” said a
tall, pale-faced young man. “I tell you, sirs, that there may be more in
this thing than some of us suspect.”
“What, Mr. Tilley, are you feeble enough to believe that an event of
such considerable importance to the Government as the Day of Judgment
would be announced through such an agent? This Dick Pritchard is a
common man, as full of ignorance as a young widow is of tricks,” said
the surgeon, looking up from his plate.
“Ignorant? ay, doubtless, Mr. Hone; but how many ignorant men have yet
won an honourable place in the book of the prophets, sir?” asked the
young man. “Seems to any natural man, sir, that ignorance, as we call
ignorance, was the main quality needful for an ancient old prophet that
spake as he was moved.”
“That was in the Antique Dispensation, Mr. Tilley; you must not forget
that, sir,” cried the surgeon.
“Ay, that's sure; 'tis a different age this that we live in,” said an
acquiescent voice behind the shelter of a settle.
“I'd as lief credit a Christian as a Jew in such a matter: the Jews seem
to have had this business of prophecy as exclusive in their hands as
they have the trade of money now,” said the traveller. “The Jewish seers
busied themselves a good deal about the Day of Judgment, why should
not a humble Christian be permitted a trifle of traffic on the
same question, since it is one that should be of vital interest to
all--especially innkeepers in hot weather?”
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