“Yes,” I admitted. “It was nice, dear.”
“And filling?” questioned Ernie. “Of course, I’m sure Haze doesn’t
intend to be mean. He has a cough, and a habit of looking sort of
pathetic, which takes awfully well with mother; but, all the same, it
wouldn’t hurt him to notice, and deny himself something once a week,—now
would it?”
“You must remember the wretched luncheons he has, Ernie,” I said.
“But he eats them in St. Paul’s churchyard,” retorted Ernie. “A very
pleasant spot. And reads the old epitaphs, and goes in to look at the
windows afterward.” Then she poured a little of Robin’s milk into a
saucer for Rosebud, and set it down on the hearth.
“No,” she soliloquised. “It isn’t fair, and I’m not going to stand it.”
The following day it happened that we were to have lamb stew with barley
for dinner. It set on the back of the stove and simmered gently all the
afternoon, while every now and again an appetising whiff would be wafted
to the dull cold nursery, where Ernie, Mary Hobart, and Robin were
gathered about the sewing table in the window playing “Old Maid” and
“Tommy-Come-Tickle-Me.” The tip of poor little Ernie’s nose was quite
red, her hands were numb and chilly as she dealt the cards. She did not
feel in the least convivial. Indeed, she confessed to me later, that,
judging from the symptoms going on inside her, she supposed she must be
starving, and had only a few hours more to live.
Robin also was restless and inattentive; but Mary Hobart, having lunched
comfortably at home, thoroughly enjoyed the game.
“Let’s have another deal,” she cried. “I’ve been Old Maid three times!
It’s a shameful slander, and I shan’t go home till my luck changes. Cut,
Ernie!”
“It’s getting pretty dark,” hinted Ernie, glancing through the window at
the beaconing streetlights. “Won’t your mother worry?”
“Oh, no,” returned Mary, disappointingly. “She knows where I am, and
expects me to be late.”
So Robin and Ernie played politely and hungrily on (that stew did smell
so good,—_um-m!_) till at last the gong sounded, and Mary was obliged to
go. But even then Ernie must help her into coat and hat, before she
could scamper down to join the family in the dining-room.
“Will you have a little stew, Hazard dear?” mother was asking, as Ernie
slipped with watchful eyes into her belated place. I had already been
served. There were probably three spoonfuls left in the platter. The
case was desperate. Ernie, realising this, leaned tragically over, and
gave one swift, violent kick beneath the table.
There resounded a smothered shriek from Miss Brown. The warning had
miscarried!
“Oh, I beg your pardon!” cries Ernie. “It was Hazard I _meant_ to kick!”
“What in thunder!” retorted Haze. Then, in a sudden burst of hurt
enlightenment,—“Ernie, you are a pig! I wasn’t going to take any of your
old stew.”
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