The Maid of SkerBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
General
The Maid of Sker
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Foundlings -- Fiction; Romance fiction; Wales -- Fiction
The Coroner came on an old white pony, nearly four hours after the time
for which his clerk had ordered us. Being used, for my part, to royal
discipline, and everything done to the minute fixed, with the captain's
voice like the crack of a gun, I was vexed and surprised; but expected
him to give us some reason, good or bad. Instead of that he roared out
to us, with his feet still in both stirrups, "Is there none of you
Taffies with manners enough to come and hold a gentleman's horse? Here
you, Davy Jones, you are long enough, and lazy enough; put your hand to
the bridle, will you?"
This was to me, who was standing by, in the very height of innocence,
having never yet seen any man appointed to sit upon dead bodies, and
desiring to know how he could help them. I did for his Honour all I
could, although his manner of speech was not in any way to my liking.
But my rule has always been that of the royal navy, than which there is
no wiser. If my equal insults me, I knock him down; if my officer does
it, I knock under.
Meanwhile our people were muttering "Sassenach, Sassenach!" And from
their faces it was plain that they did not like an Englishman to sit
upon Cymric bodies. However, it was the old, old thing. The Welsh must
do all the real work; and the English be paid for sitting upon them
after they are dead.
"I never sate on a black man yet, and I won't sit on a black man now,"
the Coroner said, when he was sure about oats enough for his pony; "I'll
not disgrace his Majesty's writ by sitting upon damned niggers."
"Glory be to God, your Honour!" Stradling Williams cried, who had come
as head of the jury: clerk he was of Newton Church, and could get no
fees unless upon a Christian burial: "we thought your Honour would
hardly put so great a disgrace upon us; but we knew not how the law
lay."
"The law requires no Christian man," pronounced the Crowner, that all
might hear, "to touch pitch, and defile himself. Both in body and soul,
Master Clerk, to lower and defile himself!"
Hereupon a high hard screech, which is all we have in Wales for the
brave hurrah of Englishmen, showed that all the jury were of one accord
with the Coroner: and I was told by somebody that all had shaken hands,
and sworn to strike work, rather than put up with misery of conscience.
"But, your Honour," said Mr Lewis, bailiff to Colonel Lougher, "if we
hold no quest on the black men, how shall we certify anything about this
terrible shipwreck?"
"The wreck is no concern of mine," answered the Crowner, crustily: "it
is not my place to sit upon planks, but upon Christian bodies. Do you
attend to your own business, and leave mine to me, sir."
The bailiff, being a nice quiet man, thought it best to say no more. But
some of the people who were thronging from every direction to see his
Honour, told him about the little white baby found among the
bladder-weed. He listened to this, and then he said,--
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account