The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"Thanks to my fool idea of strategy," said a peeved voice high above
the cabin, "which I borrowed from our doughty friend, Mr. Ackerman, I'm
up here, smoked up like a ham. I ain't stuck on this. Shootin' a good
man from ambush never did set well on my stummick. Reckon Ben's asleep,
like a reg'lar sentry; he didn't have th' cussed smoke to make things
interestin' for him. Hey, Ben!" he called, wearily.
"No use yellin'," warned Spurred Boots earnestly. "He ain't asleep. I
just saw him move. Up to some of his fool jokes, I reckon; an' it's
a d--d poor time to play 'em. I'm a little nervous, an' might shoot
without askin' any questions. Comin' down?"
"Yo're just whistlin' I am," growled Fleming. "It's all fool nonsense,
us three watchin' an' waitin' to shoot that feller. When he finds
his shack burned an' his rustlin' business busted up, he'll move out
without us pluggin' him. D--n it! Didn't he say he was done? But you
just listen to th' mockin' bird: If there's any shootin' to be done,
he'll do his little, two-handed share. I've been eddicated today; done
had a superstition knocked sprawlin'. An' so did Jim get eddicated.
He made his play for that feller's right hand, when d--d if he ain't
left-handed. It made Jim near sick; for a minute I was scared he'd lose
his dinner. An' I allus believed left-handed men came in third by two
lengths; but lawsy me! What? I'm insulted! I said lawsy."
"You shore can talk!" admired Spurred Boots. "Sometimes a cussed lot
too much. What in blazes is Ben doin'?" he asked petulantly, stiffly
arising and working his arms and legs.
"Fixin' to jump out on us from behind a rock, an' yell 'Boo!'" grunted
Fleming. "Ben, he's an original feller; allus was, even as a kid. D--n
these thorns." A thin stream of profanity came from the crevice and
Fleming slid down the rest of the way and rolled out into the circle
of illumination. "Just like water down a chute, or a merry-hearted
bowlder down a hill. Roll, Jordan, roll. Was you askin' about Benjamin,
th' catcher of lightning? Benjamin Franklin Gates, his name is; an'
he's done gone home. He's a sensible feller, B. F. G. is; but only in
spots, little spots, widely spaced."
"You talk as much as Jim Howard's wife," grumbled Spurred Boots. "Jim
he said--"
"Of course he did! Wasn't it awful?" interposed Fleming. "It was just
like a man. But I think it was me that told you that story; so we'll
let it keep its secret. As I was sayin', getting in my words edgeways
like, but shore gettin' 'em in: Ben has pulled th' picket stake, an'
like th' Arabs, done went."
"You mean Arapahoes."
"Did I? I allus call 'em that for short. Have mercy, Jehovah!"
"I saw him move just before I spoke," replied Spurred Boots positively.
"But that was a long time ago, before th' deluge, of words," he jabbed
ironically.
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