The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
An angry gurgle came from the bound figure and it rolled over to face
them. Harrison grinned at it. "Under other circumstances I could enjoy
this unusual situation," he remarked softly.
"Face to face with Ben, an' him not sayin' a word," marveled Fleming,
his eyes busy with the rock-strewn slope. "But I can almost hear him
think. Twinkle, twinkle, little star--wonder where Mr. Two-gun Nelson
is located at this short, brief, an' interestin' second?"
Another gurgle slobbered from the bound man and his heels thumped the
ground.
"Hark!" said Harrison, tensely. "I hears me a noise!"
"I hears me it, too," said Fleming. "But not a word; not a soft, harsh,
lovin', long, short, or profane word. Not even a syllable. Not even
th' front end of a syllable. All is silent; all but that mysterious
drummin' noise. An' if it was farther away I'd be quite restless."
A coughing gurgle and a choked snort came from the base of the rock,
and then a louder, more persistent drumming.
"An' you said Benjamin had done snuk home," accused Harrison. "I'm
surprised at you. He's been here all th' time. How could he snuk when
he's hog-tied, which is appropriate? Gurgle, gurgle, little man--I'll
untie you if I can." He bent over, cut loose the gag, slashed the belt
from the trussed feet and severed the neckerchief from the crossed
wrists. "There! There! Not so loud!" he gently chided.
"Blankety dashed blank blank!" said Ben Gates. "Dashed blankety dashed
blank blank! What th' h--l you want to cut that belt for, you dashed
dashed blankety blank of a dash! Three dollars done gone to th' devil!
Just because you got a blankety-blank knife do you have to slash every
dashed-dashed thing you see!"
"Sh!" whispered Fleming. "We know yo're grateful; but what happened?"
he breathed, too busy to look around.
"Shut yore face!" ordered Harrison, trying in vain to stare through
a great, black lava bowlder which lay on the other side of a small
clearing.
"Dashed blank!" said Benjamin. "It's been shut enough, you d--d
pie-faced doodle-bug!"
"Yes; yes; we know," soothed Fleming; "but what happened?"
"Leaned over to get my blankety-blank hat and a dashed tree fell on
my blank head!" He felt of the afore-mentioned head with a light and
tender touch; and the generous bump made him swear again.
"It's that prospectin' rustler," enlightened Fleming, gratis, as he
peered into the shadows behind him.
"No!" said Gates. "I reckoned it was General Grant an' th' Army of th'
Potomac! Dead shore it wasn't Columbus?" he sneered.
"It was not Columbus, Benjamin," said Fleming. "Columbus discovered
America in 1492 or 1942--some time around there. Ain't you heard about
it yet? An' somehow I feels like a calf bein' drug to th' brandin'
fire. I feels that I'm goin' to get somethin' soon; an' I ain't shore
just what it's goin' to be."
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