The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"There's near a quart of corn juice up in my bunk, an' I'm goin' for
it," said Harrison, moving swiftly up the rough trail. "I need it, an'
I need it bad!"
"That cat's mate ain't fur away," remarked Fleming thoughtfully. "It's
due hereabouts right soon. I'm stickin' closer than a brother, Nat.
Lead me to th' fluid which consoleth, arouseth anger and dulleth pain;
blaster of homes, causer of--of--headaches, d--n it! Ben, he's a great
hunter, a wild, untamed, ferocious slayer of varmints; he can stay here
an' argue with th' inquirin' mate, if he wants, while we wafts yonder
an' hence. It won't be draped up in no tree, neither; somehow I can
just see it sniffin' at th' beloved dead an' then soft-footin' through
th' brush, over th' ridges an' around th' bowlders, its whiskers
bristlin', its wicked little ears pointed back, an' its long, generous
tail goin' jerk-jerk, tremble-tremble. Lovely picture. Fascinatin'
picture. It is lookin' real hard for th' misguided son-of-a-gun that
killed its tuneful mate. Nice kitty; pretty kitty; lovely kitty! I
votes, twice, for that whiskey. I votes three times for that whiskey.
Lead th' way, Nat; an' for my sake keep yore eyes peeled."
Quick, heavy steps behind them made them jump for cover, turning as
they jumped, and to peer anxiously back along the trail.
Ben walked into sight, the rifle held loosely in front of him as he
peered into the shadows. "You acts like you has springs in yore laigs,"
he derisively remarked.
"An' you acts like you had sour dough for brains," courteously retorted
Harrison. "An' it's so sour it's moldy. Go away from here!"
"Yo're a great little, two-laigged success," sneered Fleming. "Reg'lar
Dan'l Boone. I hopes if any gent ever trails me for my scalp it will be
you. You wants to buy yoreself a big tin whistle an' a bass drum when
you go out ambushin'!"
"I claims that was a good shot," complacently replied Ben. "What with
it bein' near dark, an' a strange gun, an' my head most splittin',
I holds it was. Must 'a' been to make you long-winded ijuts so d--d
jealous."
"Trouble is, yore head didn't split enough," grumbled Harrison
pleasantly. "It should 'a' been split from topknot to chin. Next time
_I_ goes man-huntin', _you_ stays home with yore pretty picture books."
"Suits me," grunted Ben placidly. "Yore company hurts my ears, offends
my nose, an' shocks my eyes. An' as for th' excitement, why I done got
enough of that to--_look out_!" he yelled, firing without raising the
gun to his shoulder.
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