I said nothing for a moment. A brilliant idea was beginning to dawn upon my mind. "Nothing to suggest?" he asked. "I suppose," I said, thinking hard, "that if you had wanted to, you could have let Dr. Rendall have that man?" My cousin stared at me. "I shouldn't take the responsibility myself, but I daresay if I were lunatic enough to back him up, the powers that be might agree." "Jack!" I exclaimed, "I'll be the alcoholic patient!" For a moment I thought my cousin's eyes were going to start out of his head. Then they subsided and a grin began to steal over his face instead. "By Gad!" he murmured. "I'm the very man for the job! I've actually spoken to at least one of the gang in that island, apart from the old chap with spectacles. I know the ropes, so far as they are knowable. In fact I've a kind of prescriptive right to the job." He nodded. "I quite admit that you have; also that I'd sooner have you there than anyone else. Looking back, I think you had a most sporting try last time, and I must say it seems to me that only some devilish bit of bad luck prevented you from bringing it off. Though what actually the bit of bad luck was has often puzzled me. But then," he added, "you aren't the fellow he wants." "One drunk is as good as another so long as he pays the fee." "But supposing, for the sake of argument, he had some reason for wanting this other man. Would he take you in that case?" "He must or he'd give himself away!" "True for you, Roger. But how are we going to open negotiations without arousing suspicion? One might as well face all the difficulties." "Oh, we can easily fix that up," said I. "My guardians will write and say they have heard of his excellent system, et cetera, and have hopes of making arrangements with the naval authorities, and so on. There will be no difficulty at all so far as that part goes." "But, my dear chap, when you'd got there they'd spot you." "With this beard--dyed black?" I cried, as inspiration trod on inspiration's heels. "And a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and this limp--which will hide even my walk, and a complete change of clothes; who will spot me? Remember I was only there for a very few days six months ago." "Your voice?" "I only spoke in my natural voice to the two Rendalls; never to the doctor; in fact I've only met him once." "But his cousins saw a good deal of you." "I haven't been on the stage for nothing," I assured him. "I'll change my voice very little, not enough to make it difficult to keep up--throw in a lisp or something of that kind. You can trust me to do the thing thoroughly, Jack." My cousin looked at me carefully. "Yes," he admitted, "I think you are changed enough already to puzzle 'em; and with your beard dyed black--by the way, don't forget to dye your hair too, old chap!--and glasses, et cetera, by jingo I do believe you'll pass!"