He had taken the right line. Stewart’s instinctive generosity was
touched, and he meant to give this lame dog a lift over the stile. “I
see where your journalist comes in. All right, Branstone, you can count
on me.”
“On you?” said Sam. “Oh, I couldn’t ask it of you.”
“You didn’t ask,” replied Stewart naively. “I offer. I may edit the
_Manchester Warden_, but Zeus nods sometimes, ’busmen have been known to
take a holiday, and there is a paper called the _Sunday Judge_ in whose
chaste columns I have written under the name of Percy Persiflage. Send
me a proof of that pamphlet and Percy shall stamp upon it. He will say
that no decent person could read it without being revolted, and the
pamphlet will boom. It’s the Sunday-paper public that you want, and...
No, Percy shall not stamp. Percy shall bless. He will be moved to
admiration of Mr. Adams’ earnestness, he will applaud the high moral
purpose, and will do the rest by correspondence. Get your sisters and
your cousins and your aunts to pitch in letters on either side, and I’ll
see they get printed. I make this alteration because of the bookstalls.”
“The bookstalls?” asked Sam vaguely.
“This problem of distribution,” said Stewart impressively, “is the
most difficult question of modern life. The producer is here, you;
the consumer (we hope) is everywhere, and the problem is to bring your
pamphlet to the thirsting consumer. The answer is the bookstall, but
the bookstalls are cautious. When I say bookstalls I mean the right
bookstalls. You will never see your money back if the only bookstalls
which will exhibit your pamphlet are those which sell atrociously
printed paperbacked editions of ‘Nana’ and ‘Fanny Hill.’ You must
flourish on _the_ bookstalls, and they banned ‘Esther Waters.’ The
bookstalls, Branstone, are going to call for tact, and tact shall begin
with Percy’s appreciation.”
“Or earlier,” said Sam.
“Earlier?”
“I hadn’t thought of the bookstalls, but this may help there, as well as
in other ways. I mean, as far as Manchester is concerned, and if we get
it on the stalls here, they can’t very well refuse it in other places.”
“Manchester being Manchester, it isn’t likely,” said Stewart. “What’s
your idea?”
“Only this,” said Sam, and showed him his proposed cover for the
pamphlet.
THE SOCIAL EVIL
Being an Address
By Gerald Adams, M.A.,
Fellow of Balliol College, Oxford.
As Read before the Concentric Society with The Rev. Peter Struggles in
the Chair.
Stewart looked at it, then he looked at Sam, and Sam seemed to him very
little like a lame dog now. He whistled loudly. “You’ll get your money
back, my lad,” he said. “But this is rough on Peter.”
“Mr. Struggles approved of the lecture.”
“I wonder if he will approve of this?” said Stewart.
“He can’t go back on his word,” said Sam. “Besides, I’m engaged to his
daughter.”
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