“The thing that troubles me,” said Stewart admiringly, “is that I took
you for a harmless lunatic. I’m only a journalist myself, with one foot
in the _Manchester Warden_ and the other in the _Sunday Judge_. I’m a
Tory on Sundays and a Liberal on weekdays. I gave up honesty when I gave
up being young, and I thought I knew the ropes by this time. But when
I think that I took you for a guileless innocent, I want to go into a
corner and kick myself hard.”
Sam found this rather alarming he knew that his use, or misuse, of
Peter’s name was cunning, but began to regret that he had shown Stewart
his pro posed cover. “But I get my review in the _Judge?_” he asked
hardily.
“My son,” said Stewart, “you do. I’ve spent sixpence on coffee and half
an hour on you. There’s good copy in this and I can’t afford to waste
it. I’ve my living to earn, and Gerald Adams deserves the worst he’s
going to get. At the same time, I’ll allow myself the luxury of telling
you that yours is a lowdown game.”
“We didn’t make the world what it is, did we?” said Sam.
“And neither you nor I will leave it any better than we found it,”
said Stewart, prophesying rashly with the boundless cynicism of his
twenty-five years. “The worst of coffee,” he went on, finishing his cup,
“is that it makes you thirsty. I’m going across the road for a drink. Do
you have one with me?”
“No, thanks,” said Sam. “I have to see a printer.”
“Oh, yes. Well, why not the Judge Press? I daresay I could get you in
there on the ground floor.”
“But they are not quite the right people for this. They print sporting
papers, and----”
“You’ll die from overheated bearings in your brain-box,” said Stewart.
“You think of everything.”
Sam had, at least, thought that a printer (however obscure by comparison
was the Judge Press, whose works were a small town in themselves) who
issued a religious paper was better for his purpose than the printers of
the _Sunday Judge, Sporting Notions and the Football Times_. He went to
Carter, Meadowbank & Co., who were on the verge of bankruptcy, but had
the advantage of printing _Christian Comfort_ and the _Church Child’s
Weekly_, and arranged with them to print five thousand copies of Adams’
paper. Carter, who was the whole firm, looked askance at the title, but
when Sam pointed out that the Rev. Mr. Struggles had approved of the
contents, Carter succumbed at once, and did not even attempt a protest
when Sam instructed him to print on the whole five thousand:
“This first edition of one thousand copies is issued at sixpence.
The price for future editions will be one shilling. Samuel Branstone,
Publisher.”
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