The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty ModeyneMacfall, Haldane
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The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty Modeyne
Macfall, Haldane
Bohemianism -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Paris (France) -- Fiction
“_Mr. Fosse, the English Maupassant, was to be seen flitting from
group to group, discoursing on the magnetism of style. Mr. Carver
Rippley, whose possible election to the Academy was the topic of much
speculation, explained away the motive of his coming masterpiece in
marble. Mr. Quilliam O’Flaherty Macloughlin Myre_----”
A bottle-necked man with a shapeless head, colourless hair, and a fat
puffy underlip beneath a slovenly moustache slowly rose from a chair.
Rippley flung himself upon him, punched him in the midriff, and threw
him back into his seat. Rippley’s brows were knit:
“For God’s sake,” said he, frowning at Lovegood--“don’t start Quogge
Myre talking. He always takes two columns of close print to yield up an
idea--and then it isn’t his own.”
Lovegood chuckled grimly:
“_A most pleasant evening showed Mr. Pangbutt to be not only a man of
mark in the fashionable world, but a brilliant and amusing host--his
loud, jolly laugh and gay camaraderie setting the keynote of refined
amusement to the distinguished party that poured through his palatial
rooms._”
Emma Hartroff looked up--the pencil on her lip:
“Hang it all, you’ve left _me_ out, Lovegood!” she said.
Lovegood smiled:
“I distinctly mentioned beauty and fashion, Emma. But I will give
you the personal note: _Miss Hartroff was elegantly dressed in
peau-de-suede gloves of the latest colour_----”
Rippley said “Naughty!”
Lovegood coughed:
“_Mr. Aubrey, languidly witty, was the soul of poetry in motion._”
There was a gentle snore.
Rippley held up a hand, motioning for silence:
“Ts-s-sh!” he hushed; and he added in a whisper: “Poetry sleeps.”
Aubrey was heavily asleep in his corner of the sofa; chin on chest, his
inert arms fallen listless by his sides.
Lovegood rose from his chair, and said in a low growl:
“Citizens, the republic of letters is again called upon to record its
august vote.” He pointed tragically to the sleeping beauty: “This weary
Affair that lies before you, its lank indecent limbs stretched in such
graceless attitude of repose, has once already, during this evening,
offended your eyes, insulted your intelligence, galled your ears, with
the declaiming of unasked-for verse.”
“Intolerable!” growled Rippley; and
“Intolerable!” growled they all.
“Hush!” said Rippley.
Lovegood pointed a scornful hand at the sleeping poet:
“The Thing stood up, stopped conversation, and--uttered indifferent
verse!” said he.
They all shook their heads.
Lovegood’s pale face glowered upon them:
“Here is a being, old before his time, usurping the wisdom of the
world--which were bad enough--but, worse still, offending your sight,
as citizen Rippley might say, by affecting the hair of decadence.”
Fluffy Reubens coughed:
“Preposterous,” growled he--“cut it off.”
An angelic smile spread over the pale features of Eustace Lovegood:
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