The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His Manuscript — John Shaqi
The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His ManuscriptKittredge, Daniel Wright
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The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His Manuscript
Kittredge, Daniel Wright
Failure (Psychology) -- Fiction; Harvard University -- Fiction; University of Virginia -- Fiction
“I have just one more experiment to prove to you the scope of my
invention,” said he, “and then I shall bid you good-night.”
He took me by the arm, and with the other hand he carried his valise.
He led me into the downtown districts, along the great thoroughfare
which is so crowded by day and so deserted by night. We came to the
gates of an old cemetery, and after looking up and down the street to
make sure that the police did not observe us, the strange professor
ushered me into the cemetery, and we sat down upon a cold marble slab,
and once more in the hush and chill of quiet moonlight, the man became
uncanny.
“I know what you think,” said he, “you think that I have this power
over only that one man. You even suspect me. You fear lest I have you
in a state of hypnosis or morbid sleep, and that even the Egyptian
himself was an illusion. I know you. You tried to get me intoxicated
with your sangaree. I admit that you have a power of extracting
confidences. You thought that perhaps you had found in me some
interesting phantast who would amuse you. But let me tell you the most
profound paradox in the world: if you possess a power, and abuse your
power, that power will be taken away from you. Take care!
“Now for my last experiment. Answer me, if you can not believe
your eyes, can you trust your ears? Listen to the sentiments which
have outlasted the brains of a few of the dead. Often these ideas
crystallize their whole experience.”
He undid his valise, placed two hard rubber tubes in my ears, and
then slowly inserted the two metal balls into the head of a grave. I
saw his spider-like fingers reach out and touch the valise, and the
machine started.
“Hold the tubes tightly in your ears.”
Presently a gurgling vibration ceased and these words came distinctly:
“I should like to see the sun shining, and my sheep nibbling the green,
tender grass. I was happy.”
Then the vibration stopped. The professor seemed to know it, probably
from the relaxed intentness of my expression. He said not a word, but
motioned me to follow him. We moved to another grave where he repeated
the operations. Then came these words to my ears:
“Too late, too late; everything came for me too late. They even tried
to cure me too late. Alas, poor Dorothy!”
The next grave gave forth these words:
“I believed in God and said my prayers. That was my only solace.”
We moved again to a mound covered with fresh earth and new flowers. The
professor whispered that the lately dead often had confused ideas. This
was the message:
“Last night was my first night in the grave. I trusted my lover. His
faithlessness turned me into a bad woman. I weighed only ninety-two
pounds when I died. I wish that I could drink and dance with him once
more. I wish I could see his eyes beam on me. I do love him.”
The words ceased to come and the vibration stopped.
The professor whispered that he would go to three more graves and then
depart.
The first gave out only one sentence:
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