Middle West -- Fiction; Real estate developers -- Fiction; Suburbs -- Fiction
We had the most horrible storm I was ever out in, and it hailed
so that after being ill in bed for a week with the ghastly heat,
it got so cold I almost died, and then as soon as the cyclone
was over it got hot again—it isn’t like ordinary heat; it gets
hot with a sticky heaviness I can’t express and the thermometer
must stay up over 100 even at night—and as soon as we got home
I had to go to bed where I’ve been ever since—hence this
pencil—and I’ve just escaped pneumonia! And during the cyclone
when I was really ill with the nervous anguish lightning always
causes me, he began telling me how wonderfully a former
sweetheart of his behaved in a storm on a lake! It was his idea
of how to make me not mind it. Of course he only meant to cheer
me up—but _really_!
His father and mother aren’t bad, I must say. They’re quite like
him, good-looking and full of kindness; his mother is really
sweet and I like them both, though I’ll _never_ get used to
hearing people talk with this terrible Western accent. To a
sensitive ear, it’s actual pain. The brother looks rather like
Dan, too; but he’s pompous in a dry way and affected. Reads
heavy things and seems to me a cold-hearted sort of prig, though
he’s always polite. The father and mother read, too. Their idea
is Carlyle and Emerson and Thoreau—_you_ know the type of
mind—and Harlan (the brother) talks about that Englishman,
Shaw, who writes the queer plays. They say they have two
theatres open in winter, but of course there’s no music here
except something they brag about called the “April Festival,”
when there’s a week of imported orchestra and some singing.
Pleasant for _me_!—one week in the year!—though I suppose
_you’ll_ think it’s all I should have.
They meant to be kind, but they gave me the most fearful
“reception.” I never endured such a ghastly ordeal. The weather
was over 100 in the shade—and in crowded rooms, well, imagine
it! The people were dressed well enough—some of them were
rather queer, but so are some at home—but I wish you could have
seen the vehicles they drive in and their coachmen! Slouchy
darkies in old straw hats with long-tailed horses that get the
reins under their tails—and fringed surreys and family
carryalls, something like what you’d see out in the country
towns in Connecticut. They have phaetons and runabouts and a few
respectable traps, but I’ve seen just one good-looking victoria
since I came here. They don’t _like_ smartness really. I believe
they think it’s effeminate!
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