The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel BarkerHowells, William Dean
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The Minister's Charge; Or, The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker
Howells, William Dean
Boston (Mass.) -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
“Morning, Jimmy,” said the mate, as the man brought him and Lemuel their
portions. “I hate to have the dining-room chairs off a paintin' when
there's so much style about everything else, and I've got a visitor with
me. But I tell him he'll have to take us as he finds us, and stand it
this mornin'.” He wasted no more words on his joke, but plunging his
large tin spoon into his bowl, kept his breath to cool his broth,
blowing upon it with easy grace, and swallowing it at a tremendous rate,
though Lemuel, after following his example, still found it so hot
that it brought the tears into his eyes. It was delicious, and he
was ravenous from his twenty-four hours' fast, but his companion was
scraping the bottom of his bowl before Lemuel had got half-way down, and
he finished his second as Lemuel finished his first.
“Just oncet more for both of us, Jimmy,” he said, pushing his bowl
across the board; and when the man brought them back he said, “Now, I'm
goin' to take it easy and enjoy myself. I can't never seem to get the
good of it, till about the third or fourth bowl. Too much of a hurry.”
“Do they give you four bowls?” gasped Lemuel in astonishment.
“They give you four barrels, if you can hold it,” replied the other
proudly; “and some the mates _can_, pretty near. They got an awful tank,
as a general rule, the pards has. There ain't anything mean about this
house. They don't scamp the broth, and they don't shab the measure. I
do wish you could see that refrigerator, oncet. Never been much at sea,
have you, mate?”
Lemuel said he had never been at sea at all.
The other leaned forward with his elbows on each side of his bowl, and
lazily broke his hard-tack into it. “Well, I have. I was shipped when
I was about eleven years old by a shark that got me drunk. I wanted to
ship, but I wanted to ship on an American vessel for New Orleans. First
thing I knowed I turned up on a Swedish brig bound for Venice. Ever been
to It'ly?”
“No,” said Lemuel.
“Well, I hain't but oncet. Oncet is enough for _me_. I run away, while
I was in Venice, and went ashore--if you can call it ashore; it's
all water, and you got to go round in boats: gondolas they call 'em
there--and went to see the American counsul, and told him I was an
American boy, and tried to get him to get me off. But he couldn't do
anything. If you ship under the Swedish flag you're a Swede, and the
whole United States couldn't get you off. If I'd 'a' shipped under the
American flag I'd 'a' been an American, I don't care if I was born in
Hottentot. That's what the counsul said. I never want to see that town
ag'in. I used to hear songs about Venice--'Beautiful Venice, Bride of
the Sea;' but I think it's a kind of a hole of a place. Well, what
I started to say was that when I turn up in Boston, now,--and I most
generally do,--I don't go to no sailor boardin'-house; I break for the
Wayfarer's Lodge, every time. It's a temperance house, and they give you
the worth o' your money.”
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