Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
“Not so comfortable as sailing in the Moon, is it?” said a voice by his
side, and looking around Boy beheld Pierrot with his banjo under his
arm.
“Oh, how do you do?” cried Boy, holding out his hand. “I’m so glad to
meet you again.”
“How have you been enjoying yourself?” asked Pierrot.
“Oh! immensely, thanks,” replied Boy; “but I was beginning to wonder how
I should get home again. Of course you can take me back in ‘the Moon,
can’t you?”
“Oh yes, if you like,” said Pierrot, “but we are starting soon and if
you are coming with us you had better make your adieu to the Prince and
Princess at once.”
Boy arranged to meet Pierrot in a few moments by the Bandstand and then
hurried off to say good-bye to his friends.
“Oh! must you go?” cried the Prince. “I’m so sorry. I wanted to ask you
such a lot of questions about the government of the country that you
come from, with a view to adopting somewhat the same system here; but,
of course, if you must go you must. Can’t you tell me just a little bit
about it before you go, though?”
“Well, Your Highness,” said Boy, “I really don’t know much about
Politics, but you see we have a lot of gentlemen in England who are
called Members of Parliament who are elected from all parts of the
country, and they sit every day and talk about the affairs of the
nation. They have such a lot to talk about that _sometimes_ they have to
sit there all night, and bring sandwiches and things in their pockets to
eat, or they would starve. Ladies are invited to these meetings, and
sit up in the gallery to prevent the Liberals from quarrelling with the
Conservatives, because of course it would be very rude to quarrel before
ladies, wouldn’t it?”
“But what are Liberals and Conservatives, and what do they want to
quarrel for?” asked the Prince.
“Oh! I don’t know exactly,” said Boy; “but they take sides in
Parliament, you know, and one side wants to keep everything the same
as it has been for hundreds of years, and the other side wants to alter
everything--and they are always squabbling about this.”
“But why doesn’t the King stop it?” asked the Prince.
“Oh! our Kings and Queens never meddle with Politics; they only sign
things, and confer titles, and hold Drawing Rooms, and open Hospitals,
and Convalescent Homes, and Orphanages, and that sort of thing. They let
the Members of Parliament settle all the other matters themselves.
I’m afraid I haven’t made it very clear, but I must be off now, Your
Highness,” and after shaking hands with the Prince and Princess, Boy
hurried back to the Bandstand, where he found Pierrot and the rest of
the Troupe waiting for him in the Moon.
The Prince’s guests were all curiously crowding around them, and as they
started they gave a hearty cheer while the Moon rose slowly up into the
air and the Pierrot Troupe struck up a lively tune on their banjoes.
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