The New WardenRitchie, David G. (David George), Mrs.
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The New Warden
Ritchie, David G. (David George), Mrs.
English fiction; Love stories; Mate selection -- Fiction; University of Oxford -- Fiction
Then there were Mr. and Mrs. Harding. Harding, who had taken Orders
(just as some men have eaten dinners for the Bar), was Fellow and Tutor
of a sporting College. His tutorial business had been for many years to
drive the unwilling and ungrateful blockhead through the Pass Degree.
His private business was to assume that he was a "man of the world." It
was a subject that engrossed what must (in the absence of anything more
distinctive), be called the "spiritual" side of his nature. His wife,
who had money, lived to set a good example to other Dons' wives in
matters of dress and "tenue," and she had put on her best frock in
anticipation of meeting the "County." Indeed, the Hardings had taken up
Boreham because he was not a college Don but a member of "Society." They
were, like Bingham, at Chartcote for the first time. It was an
unpleasant shock to Mr. Harding to find that instead of the County,
other Oxford people had been asked to luncheon. Fortunately, however,
the Oxford people were the Dashwoods! The Hardings exchanged glances,
and Harding, who had entered the room in his best manner, now looked
round and heaved a sigh, letting himself spiritually down with a sort of
thump. Bingham his old school-fellow and senior at Winchester, was,
perhaps, the man in all Oxford to whom he felt most antipathy.
Mrs. Harding very much regretted that she had not come in a smart Harris
tweed. It would have been a good compromise between the Dashwoods and
the pretty girl with them, and Mrs. Greenleafe Potten with her tweed
skirt and not altogether spotless shirt. But it was too late!
Boreham was quite unconscious of his guests' thoughts, and was busy
plotting how best to give May Dashwood an opportunity of making love to
him. He would have Lady Dashwood and Mrs. Harding on each side of him at
table, giving to Mrs. Potten, Harding and Bingham. Then May Dashwood and
Miss Scott would be wedged in at the sides. But, after lunch, he would
give the men only ten minutes sharp for their coffee, and take off May
Dashwood to look over the house. In this way he would be behaving with
the futile orthodoxy required by our effete social system, and yet give
the opportunity necessary to the female for the successful pursuit of
the male.
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