The New WardenRitchie, David G. (David George), Mrs.
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The New Warden
Ritchie, David G. (David George), Mrs.
English fiction; Love stories; Mate selection -- Fiction; University of Oxford -- Fiction
"Age isn't the question," interrupted Boreham. "Let every man have his
own view about drink. Mine is that I'm not going to ask your permission
to drink. If a man likes to get drunk, all I say is that it's not my
business. The only thing any of your Bishops ever said that was worth
remembering was: 'I'd rather see England free than England sober.'"
Harding allowed that the saying was a good one. He nodded his head.
Bingham sipped his claret. "You do get a bit free when you're not
sober," he said sweetly. "I say, Harding, so you would rather see Mrs.
Harding free than sober!"
Harding made an inarticulate noise that indicated the place to which in
a future life he would like to consign the speaker.
"Every man does not get offensive when drunk," said Boreham, ignoring,
in the manner peculiar to him, the inner meaning of Bingham's remark.
"That's true," said Bingham. "A man may have as his family motto: 'In
Vino Suavitas'(Courteous though drunk, Boreham); but when you're drunk
and you still go on talking, don't you find the difficulty is not so
much to be courteous as to be coherent? In the good old drinking days of
All Souls, of which I am now an unworthy member, it was said that Tindal
was supreme in Common Room _because_ 'his abstemiousness in drink gave
him no small advantage over those he conversed with.'"
"Talk about supreme in Common Room," said Boreham, catching at the
opportunity to drive his dagger into the weak points of Oxford, "you
chaps, even before the war, could hardly man your Common Rooms. You're
all married men living out in the brick villas."
"Harding's married," said Bingham. "I'm thinking about it. I've been
thinking for twenty years. It takes a long time to mature thoughts. By
the by, was that a Miss Dashwood who sat next Harding? I don't think I
have ever met her in Oxford."
"She is a Miss Scott," said Boreham, suddenly remembering that he wanted
to join the ladies as soon as possible. He would get Bingham alone some
day, and squeeze him. Just now there wasn't time. As to Harding--he was
a hopeless idiot.
"Not one of Scott of Oriel's eight daughters? Don't know 'em by sight
even. Can't keep pace with 'em," said Harding.
"She's the daughter of Lady Belinda Scott," said Boreham, "and staying
with Lady Dashwood."
"I thought she didn't belong to Oxford," said Bingham.
Harding stared at his fellow Don, vaguely annoyed. He disliked to hear
Bingham hinting at any Oxford "brand"--it was the privilege of himself
and his wife to criticise Oxford. Also, why hadn't he talked to Miss
Scott? He wondered why he hadn't seen that she was not an Oxford girl by
her dress and by her look of self-satisfied simplicity, the right look
for a well-bred girl to have.
"I promised to show Mrs. Dashwood my house," said Boreham. "We mustn't
keep the ladies too long waiting. Shall we go?" he added. "Oh, sorry,
Harding, I didn't notice you hadn't finished!"
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