* * * ON POLITENESS. Politeness is requisite to keep up the relish of life, and procure us that affection and esteem which every man who has a sense of it must desire. The established maxims of politeness are little less than good-nature, polished and beautified by art; they teach a person to behave with deference towards every body, in all the common incidents of society; and particularly so whenever a person’s situation may naturally beget any disagreeable peculiarity in him. Thus, old men know their infirmities, and naturally dread contempt from the young; hence, well educated youths redouble the instances of respect towards their elders. Strangers and foreigners appear to be without protection; hence, in all polite companies, they receive the first marks of civility. * * * * * MOORISH GRATITUDE. M. Chenier, in the present state of Morocco, relates, that as the late Emperor was once passing the river Beth on horseback, at a place where it falls into the Seboo, he was in imminent danger of being drowned, when one of the negroes plunged into the stream, and saved his life, at the risque of his own. Having preserved his royal master, the slave shewed marks of exultation at his good fortune. But Sede Mahomet drawing his sabre, with one blow almost severed his head from his body: exclaiming “Here is an infidel, to suppose that God stood in need of his assistance to save a Shariff’s life.”--The same magnanimous despot being once slightly reproached by a French Consul for not performing a promise made him, answered, “Takest thou me for an infidel, that I must be the slave of my word--Know that it is in my power to say and unsay whatever and whenever I please.” * * * * * THE FORGETFUL MAN. A Gentleman in Angiers, who did not trust to his memory, and wrote down all he was to do, wrote in his pocket book----“Memorandum, that I must be married when I come to Tours.” * * * * * _NEW-YORK._ MARRIED, On Friday evening last by the Rev. Dr. Foster, Mr. GEORGE GAINES, to Miss ELIZABETH TAYLOR, both of this city. * * * * * EPITAPH, On A Violent Scold. * * * Beneath this stone, a lump of clay, Lies ARABELLA YOUNG, Who on the twenty-fourth of May, BEGAN TO HOLD HER TONGUE. * * * * * * * * * +For the New-York Weekly Magazine.+ * * * SIR, The following juvenile performances, were circulated in manuscript, during the late revolution, when the British Forces held possession of this city, in consequence of the improper resort to the walk in front of Trinity Church; if you think them worthy of being preserved in your amusing repository, they are at your service. A. THE MALL.