The Norwich Road: An East Anglian HighwayHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Norwich Road: An East Anglian Highway
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; Norwich Road
A lane running across the Great Eastern Railway at this point, known as
Stoup Lane ("stoup" meaning a boundary-post) marks the boundary of the
Ilford and Chadwell wards of Barking parish. Here it was, in 1794, on a
night of December, that a King's messenger, James Martin by name, was
shot by five footpads. The register of St Edmund's, Romford, records
the burial of this unfortunate man on the 14th of that month.
Let us not, however, in view of the more or less grisly dangers that
still await belated wayfarers on this road, enlarge too greatly on
the lawlessness of old times; for the homeward-bound resident making
for his domestic hearth in these new-risen suburbs towards the stroke
of ten o'clock is not infrequently startled by the sinister figure
of a footpad springing from the ragged hedges of Chadwell Heath and
demanding--_not_ his money or his life, as in the old formula, but--a
halfpenny! This invariable demand of the nocturnal Chadwell Heath
footpads, which argues a pitiful lack of invention on their part, is
for half the price of a drink.
"You haven't got a ha'p'ny about you, guv'nor?" asks the threatening
tramp.
"No," says the peaceful citizen, anxiously scanning the long
perspective of the road for the policeman who ought to be within
sight--but is not; "w-what do you want a halfpenny for?"
"I've walked all the way from Romford and only got half the price of a
glass o' beer," says the rascal.
The citizen is astonished and incredulous, and his astonishment gets
the better of his fear. "Oh, come now," he rejoins, "no one walks three
miles from Romford for a glass of beer; besides, all the houses here
close at ten o'clock."
"Oh, they do, do they?" replies the tramp, offensively. "'Ere, my
mate Bill'll talk to you," and, whistling, the ominous bulk of Bill
emerges aggressively from the darkling hedge, and together they proceed
to wipe the road with that respectable ratepayer, and, rifling his
pockets, leave him, bruised and bleeding, to reflect on the blessings
of civilisation and to be thankful that he was not born a hundred years
ago, when he might have been shot dead instead of being felled to the
ground by the half-brick in a handkerchief which he finds beside him
and takes home as a trophy.
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